• Bundesliga 21/22 wk 34

    From Jesper Lauridsen@24:150/2 to rec.sport.soccer on Thu May 12 21:02:09 2022
    Anything to play for?

    Sat
    Leverkusen - Freiburg
    Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to K%ln. 2-1

    Bielefeld - Leipzig
    Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
    only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3

    Stuttgart - K%ln
    Stuttgart can still make it. Do K%ln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2

    Gladbach - Hoffenheim
    Completely pointless. 2-2

    Dortmund - Hertha
    Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
    Cup final without scoring. 3-1

    Wolfsburg - Bayern
    Pointless. 2-3

    Mainz - Frankfurt
    Mission No Injuries for Frankfurt. 3-0

    Union - Bochum
    Keeping the distance to K%ln. 2-1

    Augsburg - Fnrth
    The least interesting match all season. 1-1
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  • From MH@24:150/2 to rec.sport.soccer on Thu May 12 16:50:10 2022
    On 2022-05-12 15:02, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Anything to play for?

    Not really. Not going to catch up now.

    Sat
    Leverkusen - Freiburg
    Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to K||ln. 2-1

    3-2


    Bielefeld - Leipzig
    Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
    only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3

    0-2


    Stuttgart - K||ln
    Stuttgart can still make it. Do K||ln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2

    1-1



    Gladbach - Hoffenheim
    Completely pointless. 2-2


    3-1

    Dortmund - Hertha
    Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
    Cup final without scoring. 3-1


    2-1

    Wolfsburg - Bayern
    Pointless. 2-3

    0-3

    Mainz - Frankfurt
    Mission No Injuries for Frankfurt. 3-0


    2-1


    Union - Bochum
    Keeping the distance to K||ln. 2-1


    1-1


    Augsburg - F|+rth
    The least interesting match all season. 1-1


    0-2
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  • From doctor@24:150/2 to rec.sport.soccer on Thu May 12 23:03:06 2022
    In article <t5k2v2$321$1@dont-email.me>, MH <MHnospam@ucalgary.ca> wrote:
    On 2022-05-12 15:02, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Anything to play for?

    Not really. Not going to catch up now.

    Sat
    Leverkusen - Freiburg
    Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to K||ln. 2-1

    3-2


    Bielefeld - Leipzig
    Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
    only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3

    0-2


    Stuttgart - K||ln
    Stuttgart can still make it. Do K||ln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2

    1-1



    Gladbach - Hoffenheim
    Completely pointless. 2-2


    3-1

    Dortmund - Hertha
    Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
    Cup final without scoring. 3-1


    2-1

    Wolfsburg - Bayern
    Pointless. 2-3

    0-3

    Mainz - Frankfurt
    Mission No Injuries for Frankfurt. 3-0


    2-1


    Union - Bochum
    Keeping the distance to K||ln. 2-1


    1-1


    Augsburg - F|+rth
    The least interesting match all season. 1-1


    0-2

    All games 2 - 2 and 50 red cards fly!
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  • From Werner Pichler@24:150/2 to rec.sport.soccer on Thu May 12 16:23:58 2022
    On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 11:02:12 PM UTC+2, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Anything to play for?

    Sat
    Leverkusen - Freiburg
    Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to K||ln. 2-1
    1-1

    Bielefeld - Leipzig
    Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
    only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3
    0-2
    Stuttgart - K||ln
    Stuttgart can still make it. Do K||ln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2
    4-1
    Gladbach - Hoffenheim
    Completely pointless. 2-2
    3-2
    Dortmund - Hertha
    Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
    Cup final without scoring. 3-1
    2-0
    Wolfsburg - Bayern
    Pointless. 2-3
    1-4
    Mainz - Frankfurt
    Mission No Injuries for Frankfurt. 3-0
    2-0
    Union - Bochum
    Keeping the distance to K||ln. 2-1
    2-2

    Augsburg - F|+rth
    The least interesting match all season. 1-1
    0-2
    Ciao,
    Werner
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  • From Binder Dundat@24:150/2 to rec.sport.soccer on Thu May 12 16:55:18 2022
    On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 5:02:12 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Anything to play for?
    How about Lewandowski farewell match. Maybe make it a Catalan themed event.

    Sat
    Leverkusen - Freiburg
    Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to K||ln. 2-1

    Bielefeld - Leipzig
    Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
    only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3

    Stuttgart - K||ln
    Stuttgart can still make it. Do K||ln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2

    Gladbach - Hoffenheim
    Completely pointless. 2-2

    Dortmund - Hertha
    Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
    Cup final without scoring. 3-1

    Wolfsburg - Bayern
    Pointless. 2-3

    Mainz - Frankfurt
    Mission No Injuries for Frankfurt. 3-0

    Union - Bochum
    Keeping the distance to K||ln. 2-1

    Augsburg - F|+rth
    The least interesting match all season. 1-1
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  • From Futbolmetrix@24:150/2 to rec.sport.soccer on Fri May 13 13:21:27 2022
    On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 5:02:12 PM UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Anything to play for?
    Last day of the season is the opportunity to search for some glory on the Champs Elisees. I'm going to go all 538 with my predictions:
    Sat
    Leverkusen - Freiburg
    1X2 probabilities: 51-23-26
    That's a 2-1 win for the Pretenders.

    Bielefeld - Leipzig
    8-17-75
    Ouch: 0-3
    Stuttgart - K||ln
    37-26-37
    The platonic idea of a 1-1 draw.
    Gladbach - Hoffenheim
    41-23-36
    Hmm... A high scoring draw? 2-2
    Dortmund - Hertha
    68-19-13
    Do the job, Dortmund! 3-1
    Wolfsburg - Bayern
    26-21-53
    That's a 1-2.
    Mainz - Frankfurt
    42-27-31
    2-1 home win
    Union - Bochum
    43-28-28
    Looks like a hard fought 1-0
    Augsburg - F|+rth
    44-28-28
    Almost identical probabilities as the previous match? Because of rounding error, I say 2-1
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  • From doctor@24:150/2 to rec.sport.soccer on Fri May 13 23:08:45 2022
    In article <f4f569b9-0c2e-450d-b448-4d7036d90fbcn@googlegroups.com>, Futbolmetrix <daniele.paserman@gmail.com> wrote:
    On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 5:02:12 PM UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Anything to play for?

    Last day of the season is the opportunity to search for some glory on
    the Champs Elisees. I'm going to go all 538 with my predictions:


    Sat
    Leverkusen - Freiburg
    1X2 probabilities: 51-23-26
    That's a 2-1 win for the Pretenders.




    Bielefeld - Leipzig
    8-17-75
    Ouch: 0-3



    Stuttgart - K||ln
    37-26-37
    The platonic idea of a 1-1 draw.



    Gladbach - Hoffenheim
    41-23-36
    Hmm... A high scoring draw? 2-2


    Dortmund - Hertha
    68-19-13
    Do the job, Dortmund! 3-1


    Wolfsburg - Bayern
    26-21-53
    That's a 1-2.


    Mainz - Frankfurt
    42-27-31
    2-1 home win


    Union - Bochum
    43-28-28
    Looks like a hard fought 1-0


    Augsburg - F|+rth
    44-28-28
    Almost identical probabilities as the previous match? Because of
    rounding error, I say 2-1


    I still say 2- 2 and 50 red cards fly.
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  • From Binder Dundat@24:150/2 to rec.sport.soccer on Sat May 14 05:11:56 2022
    On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 5:02:12 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Anything to play for?

    Sat
    Leverkusen - Freiburg
    Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to K||ln. 2-1

    Bielefeld - Leipzig
    Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
    only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3

    Stuttgart - K||ln
    Stuttgart can still make it. Do K||ln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2

    Gladbach - Hoffenheim
    Completely pointless. 2-2

    Dortmund - Hertha
    Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
    Cup final without scoring. 3-1
    Can anyone else have that said about them? Truly a legend. Speaking of legends, this will be Micheal Zorc's farewell match(along with a bunch of players like Haaland and Hirtz and Schmelzer and others). Zorc really is Mr. BVB, having played there his whole career( something like 430 games) and then upon retiring from playing, being Sporting manager or Director or whatever. In that time making tons of cash on transfers from players like Dembele, Sancho, Kagawa, Auba, Lewa and a bunch of others. Not to mention signing managers like Kloppo the Klown and Tuchel the Nerd, the two most revered managers in the WWEpl, but then, the English drive on the wrong side of the road, love spotted dick, still have an inbred Royal Family and think ketchup is a hot spicy exquisite culinary masterpiece.
    Somehow this is the match of the day, shouldn't the Pretenders match vs Freiburg be match of the day? Is it the pull of Felix? I saw a picture of Felix a few weeks ago on the kicker website and there he was training Hertha, wearing his old black leather boots, cotton sweatpants, wearing glasses while dribbling around some of his current players, the headline being something like "we have no quality players here". I half expected to see him be in the starting XI for the next match.
    I dont know if Zorc will actually retire or go over to the WWEpl to make ridiculous money in that ridiculous country, in that ridiculous so called football league? It is not a real sport if the matches are pre scripted! I dont care how many Asian and American fans tune in to watch, it is not a real sport! If you ever watch Sony Ten or one of those Indian Sport tv channels, they are just as crazy over WWE as the Americans and like the Americans, they think it is real.
    It hopefully does signal an end for the current Dortmund, which I thought was essentially a club that survived on buying cheap players, then selling those players at huge profits, through clever manipulation. Convincing foreign clubs of the greatness of their players and some were great, like Lewa or Hummels, but I mean come on, Sancho not only went to Man U for a ridiculous transfer fee, he is also one of their top 3 best paid players!??!?! I think the same thing with Dembele at Barca?
    In my mind, BVB never did enough when you consider all the transfer money and the fan support, to me they have been under achievers. I would like to see BVB maybe now be a real team and challenge the evil empire for the title. Bayern will lose Lewa and did not get Haaland, they look weak in Central defence, Neuer is getting older, now is the time for BVB to not become the New Pretenders, but the new uhmm, uhhhh, not pretenders, like opposite of pretenders, whatever that is.
    There, that is my end of Bundesliga season rant. For those who did not understand, essentially, Magath good, everything else bad.

    Wolfsburg - Bayern
    Pointless. 2-3

    Mainz - Frankfurt
    Mission No Injuries for Frankfurt. 3-0

    Union - Bochum
    Keeping the distance to K||ln. 2-1

    Augsburg - F|+rth
    The least interesting match all season. 1-1
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  • From MH@24:150/2 to rec.sport.soccer on Sat May 14 10:20:55 2022
    On 2022-05-14 06:11, Binder Dundat wrote:
    On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 5:02:12 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Anything to play for?

    Sat
    Leverkusen - Freiburg
    Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to K||ln. 2-1

    Bielefeld - Leipzig
    Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
    only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3

    Stuttgart - K||ln
    Stuttgart can still make it. Do K||ln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2 >>
    Gladbach - Hoffenheim
    Completely pointless. 2-2

    Dortmund - Hertha
    Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
    Cup final without scoring. 3-1

    Can anyone else have that said about them?


    Not only did Magath play a European cup final without scoring, he lost
    it 1-0 to Nottingham Forest.
    Has anyone played more than one European final and scored in all of them
    ? Well, Tommy Gemmell did in 1967 and 1970. Pretty good for a
    defender. Bulle ROth and Gerd M|+ller only managed 2/3 - and even then
    the first one required a replay so 2/4.
    Di St|-fano managed to score in a winning cause in 5 finals, but then
    spoiled it by not scoring in two losing finals.





    Truly a legend. Speaking of legends, this will be Micheal Zorc's
    farewell match(along with a bunch of players like Haaland and Hirtz and Schmelzer and others). Zorc really is Mr. BVB, having played there his
    whole career( something like 430 games) and then upon retiring from
    playing, being Sporting manager or Director or whatever. In that time
    making tons of cash on transfers from players like Dembele, Sancho,
    Kagawa, Auba, Lewa and a bunch of others. Not to mention signing
    managers like Kloppo the Klown and Tuchel the Nerd, the two most revered managers in the WWEpl, but then, the English drive on the wrong side of
    the road, love spotted dick, still have an inbred Royal Family and think ketchup is a hot spicy exquisite culinary masterpiece.

    Somehow this is the match of the day, shouldn't the Pretenders match vs Freiburg be match of the day? Is it the pull of Felix? I saw a picture of Felix a few weeks ago on the kicker website and there he was training Hertha, wearing his old black leather boots, cotton sweatpants, wearing glasses while dribbling around some of his current players, the headline being something like "we have no quality players here". I half expected to see him be in the starting XI for the next match.

    I dont know if Zorc will actually retire or go over to the WWEpl to make ridiculous money in that ridiculous country, in that ridiculous so called football league? It is not a real sport if the matches are pre scripted! I dont care how many Asian and American fans tune in to watch, it is not a real sport! If you ever watch Sony Ten or one of those Indian Sport tv channels, they are just as crazy over WWE as the Americans and like the Americans, they think it is real.

    It hopefully does signal an end for the current Dortmund, which I thought was essentially a club that survived on buying cheap players, then selling those players at huge profits, through clever manipulation. Convincing foreign clubs of the greatness of their players and some were great, like Lewa or Hummels, but I mean come on, Sancho not only went to Man U for a ridiculous transfer fee, he is also one of their top 3 best paid players!??!?! I think the same thing with Dembele at Barca?

    In my mind, BVB never did enough when you consider all the transfer money and the fan support, to me they have been under achievers. I would like to see BVB maybe now be a real team and challenge the evil empire for the title. Bayern will lose Lewa and did not get Haaland, they look weak in Central defence, Neuer is getting older, now is the time for BVB to not become the New Pretenders, but the new uhmm, uhhhh, not pretenders, like opposite of pretenders, whatever that is.

    There, that is my end of Bundesliga season rant. For those who did not understand, essentially, Magath good, everything else bad.


    Wolfsburg - Bayern
    Pointless. 2-3

    Mainz - Frankfurt
    Mission No Injuries for Frankfurt. 3-0

    Union - Bochum
    Keeping the distance to K||ln. 2-1

    Augsburg - F|+rth
    The least interesting match all season. 1-1
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  • From Futbolmetrix@24:150/2 to rec.sport.soccer on Sat May 14 12:52:45 2022
    On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 12:20:59 PM UTC-4, MH wrote:
    Can anyone else have that said about them?
    Not only did Magath play a European cup final without scoring, he lost
    it 1-0 to Nottingham Forest.

    And, he got Hertha on the verge of relegation. Bwahahahaha!
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  • From Futbolmetrix@24:150/2 to rec.sport.soccer on Sat May 14 21:02:09 2022
    On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 3:52:47 PM UTC-4, Futbolmetrix wrote:

    And, he got Hertha on the verge of relegation. Bwahahahaha!

    So wait, we could end up with a promotion/relegation playoff of Magath versus HSV?
    My head will explode...
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  • From Mark@24:150/2 to rec.sport.soccer on Sun May 15 13:17:30 2022
    On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 8:52:47 PM UTC+1, Futbolmetrix wrote:
    On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 12:20:59 PM UTC-4, MH wrote:
    Can anyone else have that said about them?
    Not only did Magath play a European cup final without scoring, he lost
    it 1-0 to Nottingham Forest.
    And, he got Hertha on the verge of relegation. Bwahahahaha!

    Wait a minute. Didn't he actually score in a European Cup Final without playing?
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