So this guy is walking along the beach and he finds this strange bottle. As he's examing it, a genie pops out and says bluntly, "Whaddya want? You have one wish I'll grant."

The guy says to the genie, "I'd like to have a highway between LA and Honolulu."

The genie looks at the guy and groans, "Do you know how much work is involved? Imagine the logistics! No, no, try again."

So the guy thinks a bit ans says softly, "I want to know what makes a woman tick. Why she laughs; why she cries...how to always keep her happy...what she really craves."

The genie looks at the guy thoughtfully, rubbing his chin, and replies, "You want that two lanes or four?"



-- Sean

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The genie looks at the guy thoughtfully, rubbing his chin, and replies, "You w
t that two lanes or four?"

LOL, that genie knows. :)

Mike


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Mike Powell wrote to DIGIMAUS <=-

LOL, that genie knows. :)

That's one of my favorite jokes as it always gets a laugh and it's clean.

Here's another one that is funny if you understand Latin: a Roman
soldier walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a martinus, good sir!" The bartender replies, "Didn't you want a martini?" The Roman soldier
huffs, "If I wanted two, I'd asked for them!"

My mom laughed as she took Latin in high school. LOL

Another one:

The doctor tells a woman that she has only six months to live. He
advises her to marry a chemist and move to Toledo. The woman asks, "Will
this cure my illness?"

"No," replies the doctor, "but it will make six months seem like a very
long time."

One more for the road (reminds me of the early '90s):

A frog telephones the psychic hotline. His personal psychic advisor
tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to
know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled! "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No", says his advisor, "in her biology class."

-- Sean

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One more for the road (reminds me of the early '90s):

A frog telephones the psychic hotline. His personal psychic advisor
tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled! "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No", says his advisor, "in her biology class."

LOL. I see why it reminds you of the 1990s also. Oddly, I have started
seeing some advertising recently for the "California Psychics." I didn't
pay attention to see if you still call them, like back then, or if there is
an app for that now. :)

Mike


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LOL. I see why it reminds you of the 1990s also. Oddly, I have started seeing some advertising recently for the "California Psychics." I didn't pay attention to see if you still call them, like back then, or if there is an app for that now. :)

All they need is Ms. Cleo and a 900 number. They'll be set. <G>

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To: Sean Dennis
Re: Re: Joke
By: Sean Dennis to Mike Powell on Tue Oct 24 2023 02:03 pm

From Newsgroup: micronet.chat.general

LOL. I see why it reminds you of the 1990s also. Oddly, I have started seeing some advertising recently for the "California Psychics." I didn't pay attention to see if you still call them, like back then, or if there
is an app for that now. :)

All they need is Ms. Cleo and a 900 number. They'll be set. <G>

-- Sean

unfortunately, she passed away in 2016.
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Jas Hud wrote to Sean Dennis <=-

unfortunately, she passed away in 2016.

Ah, that's too bad. May she rest in peace.

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All they need is Ms. Cleo and a 900 number. They'll be set. <G>

unfortunately, she passed away in 2016.

Yeah, but if they are really psychics, they should be able to channel her
from "beyond." :D

Mike

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