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    From Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to All on Fri Mar 20 12:02:07 2026
    Hello All,

    Chuck Norris has died at age 86, sadly. May he rest in peace. One of my favorite actors.

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  • From Shurato@618:300/50 to Sean Dennis on Fri Mar 20 22:18:00 2026

    Hello All,

    Chuck Norris has died at age 86, sadly. May he rest in peace. One of my favorite actors.

    Does he have to beat the crap out of St. Peter, or will he just be let in because he's Chuck Norris?

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  • From Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to Shurato on Sat Mar 21 01:16:18 2026
    Hello Shurato,

    20 Mar 26 22:18, you wrote to me:

    Does he have to beat the crap out of St. Peter, or will he just be let
    in because he's Chuck Norris?

    Death finally got the courage to talk to Chuck Norris.

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  • From Dr. What@618:250/46 to Sean Dennis on Sun Mar 22 08:47:36 2026
    Death finally got the courage to talk to Chuck Norris.

    He probably convinced him to do a rematch with Bruce Lee.

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Dr. What on Sun Mar 22 17:50:00 2026
    Dr. What wrote to Sean Dennis <=-

    He probably convinced him to do a rematch with Bruce Lee.

    Heaven needed better security.

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  • From Arelor@618:250/24 to Sean Dennis on Sun Mar 22 20:17:22 2026
    Re: Chuck Norris
    By: Sean Dennis to All on Fri Mar 20 2026 12:02 pm

    Hello All,

    Chuck Norris has died at age 86, sadly. May he rest in peace. One of my favorite actors.

    -- Sean

    I don't remember watching anything he made which was genuinely *good*, but it was always entertaining. He also seemed like a chill but non-bullshit person. End of an era.


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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Arelor on Mon Mar 23 11:32:35 2026
    Arelor wrote to Sean Dennis:

    I don't remember watching anything he made which was genuinely *good*, but it was always entertaining. He also seemed like a chill but non-bullshit person. End of an era.

    He was even cooler away from the camera.

    He was the Professional Full-Contact Middleweight Karate Champion from 1968 until he retired in 1974. He held 10th-degree black belts in Chun Kuk Do (his own style) and Tang Soo
    Do, along with black belts in Tae Kwon Do, Karate, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Judo.

    He got into acting because Steve McQueen, one of Chuck's karate students, thought Chuck would be great on screen.

    Chuck was also a US Air Force veteran and was made an honorary US Marine for his service to help Marines.

    He also founded the "Kickstart Kids" program, a non-profit that teaches
    martial arts to middle school students to build character.

    Chcuk Norris was an all-around good guy and there'll never be another one
    like him.

    I enjoyed at how he poked fun at himself in "The Expendables 2" (IIRC).

    -- digi

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