• Hmm

    From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Thu Dec 18 17:12:14 2025

    Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
    A: A little on the dark side.

    -- digi



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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Sat Dec 20 23:48:20 2025

    Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
    A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

    -- digi




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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Mon Dec 22 12:41:36 2025
    Hello All,

    Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
    A: They use honey combs!

    -- digi

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  • From Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to All on Tue Dec 30 17:59:42 2025
    Hello All,

    Then there was the scoutmaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of
    Tates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each! Only problem was,
    when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing
    to the "W" on the dial.

    Moral:
    He who has a Tates is lost!

    -- Sean

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Sat Jul 25 22:42:27 2026
    Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
    A: High definition.

    -- digi <8D~

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  • From Ray Quinn@618:300/18 to All on Mon Jul 27 15:09:51 2026
    Sure has been a lot of good "dad" jokes here and a few good taglines, too.

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    If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body,
    then only left handed people are in their right minds.

    73 de Ray Quinn W6RAY
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    Visalia, CA USA DM06ii
    When all else fails, ham radio works!

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  • From Warpslide@618:400/23 to Ray Quinn on Tue Jul 28 20:11:32 2026
    On 27 Jul 2026, Ray Quinn said the following...

    Sure has been a lot of good "dad" jokes here and a few good taglines,
    too.

    What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows

    ... The opposite of ladyfingers is mentos

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Warpslide on Tue Jul 28 21:14:35 2026
    What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows

    Why did the two crows go to jail? Attempted murder.

    Before crowbars were invented, crows had to drink at home.

    -- digi <8D~

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  • From Mortar M.@618:250/19 to digimaus on Thu Jul 30 09:50:57 2026
    Re: Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to Warpslide on Tue Jul 28 2026 21:14:35

    Why did the two crows go to jail? Attempted murder.

    ?
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  • From toz@618:400/13 to Mortar M. on Thu Jul 30 16:15:24 2026
    Re: Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to Warpslide on Tue Jul 28 2026 21:14:35

    Why did the two crows go to jail? Attempted murder.

    ?

    A group of crows is called a Murder (of crows).

    -toz

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Mortar M. on Thu Jul 30 15:32:54 2026
    Mortar M. wrote to digimaus <=-


    Why did the two crows go to jail? Attempted murder.

    ?

    A group of crows is called a murder of crows.

    Why? I looked it up online and found this:

    "A group of crows is called a "murder" due to its historical association with death, as they are scavengers often found on battlefields and near cemeteries. This poetic and dramatic name likely originated in the 15th century and was part of a tradition of giving animals colorful and fanciful collective nouns. The name may also reflect folklore suggesting crows gather to judge and kill a weaker member of the flock.

    Crows are scavengers that historically would appear on battlefields and near carrion, which led to a belief that they portended death or disaster.

    Folk tales and superstitions contributed to the name. One such story is that crows would hold a "parliament" to decide the fate of another crow.

    The term "murder" is part of a tradition of giving fanciful names to groups of animals, which was particularly popular during the medieval and early modern periods.

    The term resonates due to its gothic and dramatic feel, which also aligns with the imagery in some literature, such as the works of Edgar Allan Poe."

    Source: https://shorturl.at/UPNW8 (reddit.com)

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  • From Warpslide@618:400/23 to digimaus on Fri Jul 31 07:19:44 2026
    On 30 Jul 2026, digimaus said the following...

    ?

    A group of crows is called a murder of crows.

    Here's a non-exaustive list of animal group names:

    Alligators: congregation
    Ants: colony
    Baboons: troop
    Butterflies: kaleidoscope, flutter
    Camels: caravan
    Cats: clowder
    Caterpillars: army
    Cobras: quiver
    Crows: murder
    Dogs: pack
    Donkeys: drove
    Eagles: convocation, soar
    Elephants: parade, herd
    Emus: mob
    Ferrets: business
    Fish: school
    Flamingos: flamboyance, stand
    Foxes: skulk, leash
    Geese: gaggle, flock
    Giraffes: tower
    Gnats: cloud, horde
    Goldfinches: charm
    Hawks: cast, kettle
    Hippopotamuses: bloat, thunder
    Horses: team, herd
    Hummingbirds: charm
    Hyenas: cackle
    Kangaroos: mob
    Lemurs: conspiracy
    Mice: mischief
    Opossum: passel
    Otters: romp, raft
    Owls: parliament
    Peacocks: ostentation
    Penguins: colony
    Porcupines: prickle
    Raccoons: gaze
    Rattlesnakes: den, pit
    Ravens: unkindness, conspiracy
    Skunks: stench
    Sloths: bed
    Squirrels: scurry
    Stingrays: fever
    Swans: bevy
    Tigers: ambush, streak
    Zebras: dazzle, zeal


    Jay

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  • From Mortar M.@618:250/19 to Warpslide on Sat Aug 1 10:56:49 2026
    Re: Re: Hmm
    By: Warpslide to digimaus on Fri Jul 31 2026 07:19:44

    Ferrets: business
    Skunks: stench

    My favorites.

    And if someone says they're "bringing the thunder", ask theem where they got the rhinos.
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