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Todays Random Tagline
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All on Tue Oct 25 10:32:07 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 25, 2022.
This is the 298th day of the year, there are 67 days left.
On this day...
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS...Do you copy DOS?...Over.
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From
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All on Wed Oct 26 00:01:33 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 26, 2022.
This is the 299th day of the year, there are 66 days left.
On this day...
Side Effects Of This Medicine may include Death.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Oct 27 00:01:32 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 27, 2022.
This is the 300th day of the year, there are 65 days left.
On this day...
Smile if you're not wearing any underwear.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Oct 28 00:01:33 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 28, 2022.
This is the 301st day of the year, there are 64 days left.
On this day...
So easy, a child could do it. Child sold separately.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Oct 29 13:57:15 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 29, 2022.
This is the 302nd day of the year, there are 63 days left.
On this day...
Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Oct 30 00:02:21 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 30, 2022.
This is the 303rd day of the year, there are 62 days left.
On this day...
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times, I let her sleep.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Oct 31 00:01:36 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 31, 2022.
This is the 304th day of the year, there are 61 days left.
On this day...
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Nov 1 00:01:34 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 1, 2022.
This is the 305th day of the year, there are 60 days left.
On this day...
Special K factory destroyed by a Cereal Killer.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Nov 2 00:02:07 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 2, 2022.
This is the 306th day of the year, there are 59 days left.
On this day...
Sqr Dancers Do It On The Floor In Groups Of 8 With No Sex
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Thu Nov 3 00:01:46 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 3, 2022.
This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.
On this day...
Stewardess Trainee: "Where does this door gooooooooooo??"
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri Nov 4 00:01:53 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 4, 2022.
This is the 308th day of the year, there are 57 days left.
On this day...
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS!!
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Nov 5 08:00:46 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 5, 2022.
This is the 309th day of the year, there are 56 days left.
On this day...
Support bacteria. The only culture some people have.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Nov 6 00:01:45 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 6, 2022.
This is the 310th day of the year, there are 55 days left.
On this day...
Tagline loading... please wait.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
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All on Mon Nov 7 00:02:02 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 7, 2022.
This is the 311st day of the year, there are 54 days left.
On this day...
The 2nd law of thermodynamicss is observed in my home.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Nov 8 00:01:36 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 8, 2022.
This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.
On this day...
The house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it!!
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Nov 9 00:01:39 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 9, 2022.
This is the 313rd day of the year, there are 52 days left.
On this day...
The moon isn't waxing; it's dusting and vacumming.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Nov 10 00:01:36 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 10, 2022.
This is the 314th day of the year, there are 51 days left.
On this day...
The number you've dialed...9-1-1...has been changed.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Nov 11 00:01:33 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 11, 2022.
This is the 315th day of the year, there are 50 days left.
On this day...
The only things done by Friday are with Robinson Crusoe.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Nov 12 00:01:41 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 12, 2022.
This is the 316th day of the year, there are 49 days left.
On this day...
The other day, a dog peed on me -- a bad sign.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Nov 13 00:01:55 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 13, 2022.
This is the 317th day of the year, there are 48 days left.
On this day...
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Nov 14 00:01:38 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 14, 2022.
This is the 318th day of the year, there are 47 days left.
On this day...
The Weather Is Here...Wish You Were Beautiful.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Nov 15 00:01:34 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 15, 2022.
This is the 319th day of the year, there are 46 days left.
On this day...
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Nov 16 00:02:00 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 16, 2022.
This is the 320th day of the year, there are 45 days left.
On this day...
There are many internet scams; send me $20 to learn how.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Nov 17 00:02:02 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 17, 2022.
This is the 321st day of the year, there are 44 days left.
On this day...
There can't be a crisis today; my schedule's already full.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Nov 18 00:02:03 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 18, 2022.
This is the 322nd day of the year, there are 43 days left.
On this day...
This tagline is donationware; send money to register it.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Nov 19 00:02:04 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 19, 2022.
This is the 323rd day of the year, there are 42 days left.
On this day...
This tagline is freeware; future support is unavailable.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Nov 20 00:01:52 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 20, 2022.
This is the 324th day of the year, there are 41 days left.
On this day...
This tagline is restricted to day VFR use only.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Nov 21 00:01:49 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 21, 2022.
This is the 325th day of the year, there are 40 days left.
On this day...
To air is human. Be sure you're standing down wind.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Nov 22 00:02:26 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 22, 2022.
This is the 326th day of the year, there are 39 days left.
On this day...
To be arrested without a visa is a borderline infraction.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Nov 23 00:01:40 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 23, 2022.
This is the 327th day of the year, there are 38 days left.
On this day...
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Nov 24 09:32:14 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 24, 2022.
This is the 328th day of the year, there are 37 days left.
On this day...
Toe: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Nov 25 00:01:35 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 25, 2022.
This is the 329th day of the year, there are 36 days left.
On this day...
Tomato Paste: What you use to fix broken tomatoes.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Nov 26 00:01:38 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 26, 2022.
This is the 330th day of the year, there are 35 days left.
On this day...
Tonight's Forecast: Dark, with scattered light by sunrise.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Nov 27 00:02:12 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 27, 2022.
This is the 331st day of the year, there are 34 days left.
On this day...
Too old to cut the mustard; but can still stir the mayo.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Nov 28 00:01:59 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 28, 2022.
This is the 332nd day of the year, there are 33 days left.
On this day...
Tried keeping a stiff upper lip, but my face muscles hurt.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Nov 29 00:01:55 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 29, 2022.
This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 32 days left.
On this day...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Nov 30 00:01:34 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 30, 2022.
This is the 334th day of the year, there are 31 days left.
On this day...
Unzip, Expand, Inflate, Explode. What idiot thought this?
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Dec 1 00:01:43 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 1, 2022.
This is the 335th day of the year, there are 30 days left.
On this day...
Upgrade: Remove old bugs, insert new ones.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Dec 2 00:02:05 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 2, 2022.
This is the 336th day of the year, there are 29 days left.
On this day...
Virus Check Complete. All viruses functioning normally.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Dec 3 00:02:01 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 3, 2022.
This is the 337th day of the year, there are 28 days left.
On this day...
WARNING!! I'm naked under these clothes!!
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Dec 5 00:01:45 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 5, 2022.
This is the 339th day of the year, there are 26 days left.
On this day...
We should back the Metric System every inch of the way.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Dec 6 00:01:48 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 6, 2022.
This is the 340th day of the year, there are 25 days left.
On this day...
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Dec 7 11:07:26 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 7, 2022.
This is the 341st day of the year, there are 24 days left.
On this day...
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours??
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Dec 8 00:01:48 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 8, 2022.
This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 23 days left.
On this day...
What if someone's real name is a psuedonym??
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Dec 10 00:01:35 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 10, 2022.
This is the 344th day of the year, there are 21 days left.
On this day...
What is the sound of one hand clapping??
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Dec 11 00:01:48 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 11, 2022.
This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.
On this day...
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go??
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Jon Justvig@1:298/26 to
Daryl Stout on Sun Dec 11 15:58:38 2022
Re: Todays Random Tagline
By: Daryl Stout to All on Sun Dec 11 2022 12:01 am
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go??
Off the paper? :)
-Jon
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: Stepping Stone BBS -- steppingstonebbs.com:23 (1:298/26)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Dec 12 00:01:36 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 12, 2022.
This is the 346th day of the year, there are 19 days left.
On this day...
When I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower is turned on.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
Jon Justvig on Mon Dec 12 01:50:00 2022
Jon,
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go??
Off the paper? :)
ROFLMBO!! :D I needed that laugh this morning...thank you, sir!!
Daryl
... This tagline is shareware - send me $10 to register it.
=== MultiMail/Win v0.52
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Dec 13 00:01:39 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 13, 2022.
This is the 347th day of the year, there are 18 days left.
On this day...
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Dec 14 00:01:55 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 14, 2022.
This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.
On this day...
Where there's a Will, I want to be in it.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Dec 15 00:03:19 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 15, 2022.
This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.
On this day...
Why do nurses leave the room when you get undressed??
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Dec 16 00:02:19 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 16, 2022.
This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.
On this day...
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Dec 17 00:03:19 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 17, 2022.
This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.
On this day...
Why does the Psychic Hotline have to ask for your name??
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Dec 18 00:01:56 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 18, 2022.
This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.
On this day...
Why don't potholes knock your tires back into alignment??
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Dec 19 00:02:01 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 19, 2022.
This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 12 days left.
On this day...
Why give the airport weather?? No one lives there.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Dec 20 00:01:56 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 20, 2022.
This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.
On this day...
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Dec 21 00:02:41 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 21, 2022.
This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.
On this day...
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Dec 22 00:02:03 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 22, 2022.
This is the 356th day of the year, there are 9 days left.
On this day...
Why's the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Dec 23 00:02:11 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 23, 2022.
This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.
On this day...
Windbreaker: A Poot Suit.
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Dec 24 00:02:13 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 24, 2022.
This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.
On this day...
Windows Vista7Up Virus: Renders 16-bit programs useless.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Dec 25 00:02:09 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 25, 2022.
This is the 359th day of the year, there are 6 days left.
On this day...
Winter is a Sysops friend...Thunderstorms are the enemy.
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Dec 26 00:02:14 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 26, 2022.
This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.
On this day...
Wisconsin: Come smell our dairy air.
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Dec 27 00:02:22 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 27, 2022.
This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.
On this day...
X-Modem: A modem on the losing end of a lightning strike.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Dec 28 00:02:22 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 28, 2022.
This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 3 days left.
On this day...
Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Dec 29 00:02:26 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 29, 2022.
This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.
On this day...
You'll have no other Sysop before me (just kidding).
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Dec 30 06:32:38 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 30, 2022.
This is the 364th day of the year, there are 1 days left.
On this day...
You'll win the lottery, & spend the winnings on The Sysop
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Dec 31 00:01:42 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 31, 2022.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Z-Modem: A modem that has been given a tranquilizer.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jan 1 00:02:53 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 1, 2023.
This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.
On this day...
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jan 2 00:02:04 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 2, 2023.
This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.
On this day...
A computer's attention span is limited by its power cord.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jan 3 06:11:12 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 3, 2023.
This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.
On this day...
A croquette is a romantic female frog.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jan 4 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 4, 2023.
This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.
On this day...
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jan 5 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 5, 2023.
This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.
On this day...
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jan 6 00:01:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 6, 2023.
This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.
On this day...
A guy who's addicted to brake fluid can stop any time.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jan 7 00:01:42 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 7, 2023.
This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.
On this day...
A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: Take today off.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jan 8 00:02:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 8, 2023.
This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.
On this day...
A lawyer is the larval form of a politician.
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From
Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to
DARYL STOUT on Sun Jan 8 09:51:00 2023
Today is Sunday January 8, 2023.
This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.
On this day...
A lawyer is the larval form of a politician.
Stolen! :)
Mike
* SLMR 2.1a * The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jan 9 00:01:57 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 9, 2023.
This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.
On this day...
A male dog is truly an S.O.B. -- and acts like one, too!
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
Dumas Walker on Mon Jan 9 16:34:00 2023
Mike,
On this day...
A lawyer is the larval form of a politician.
Stolen! :)
They don't post The Ten Commandments in Washington, DC...as the ones
about adultery, stealing, lying, and coveting, among others...creates
a hostile work environment. Besides, the government hates competition. <G>
Daryl
... I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
=== MultiMail/Win v0.52
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jan 10 00:01:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 10, 2023.
This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.
On this day...
A new cemetery opened in town: folks are dying to enter.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jan 11 00:18:51 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 11, 2023.
This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.
On this day...
A public restroom is where a flush beats a full house.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jan 12 08:40:54 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 12, 2023.
This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.
On this day...
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jan 13 00:01:53 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 13, 2023.
This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.
On this day...
A soldier surviving mustard gas is a seasoned veteran.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jan 14 00:01:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 14, 2023.
This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.
On this day...
A Steak Sandwich: A Porterhouse between 2 Ribeyes.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jan 15 00:01:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 15, 2023.
This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.
On this day...
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jan 16 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 16, 2023.
This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.
On this day...
A Sysop's phone and internet bills know no bounds...
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jan 17 00:03:08 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 17, 2023.
This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.
On this day...
A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jan 18 15:04:28 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 18, 2023.
This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.
On this day...
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jan 19 00:01:58 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 19, 2023.
This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.
On this day...
Aacckk!! II''mm hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jan 20 00:02:21 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 20, 2023.
This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.
On this day...
Access denied --- nah nah nah nah naaah nah!
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jan 24 00:02:07 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 24, 2023.
This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.
On this day...
Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt?
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jan 25 00:02:04 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 25, 2023.
This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.
On this day...
Alert: Scanner shows Sysop in the area. Look innocent!!
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Feb 16 14:19:57 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 16, 2023.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.
On this day...
Bad Sign: Fortune Cookie warns of salmonella poisoning.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Feb 17 02:28:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 17, 2023.
This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.
On this day...
Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Feb 18 00:02:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 18, 2023.
This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.
On this day...
BBS?? Yeah, I do BBS...but, I can control it.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Feb 19 00:05:14 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 19, 2023.
This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.
On this day...
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Feb 20 00:02:51 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 20, 2023.
This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.
On this day...
Beauty is skin deep...but ugly goes clear to the bone.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Feb 21 00:02:33 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 21, 2023.
This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.
On this day...
Before drawing boards, where did they go back to??
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Feb 22 00:02:27 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 22, 2023.
This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.
On this day...
Being born is bad for your health; it leads to death.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Feb 23 00:54:00 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 23, 2023.
This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.
On this day...
Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Feb 24 00:01:53 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 24, 2023.
This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.
On this day...
Blizzard Warning: Your Dairy Queen Shake Is Ready.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Feb 25 00:01:59 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 25, 2023.
This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.
On this day...
Borg Bugers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Feb 26 00:01:43 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 26, 2023.
This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.
On this day...
Broken pencils are like life with no geometry: Pointless!
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Feb 27 00:02:11 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 27, 2023.
This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.
On this day...
Bulldozers: People who sleep through political speeches.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Feb 28 00:02:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 28, 2023.
This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.
On this day...
By The Way, what does BTW stand for?
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Mar 1 00:03:02 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 1, 2023.
This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.
On this day...
Can pigs fly?? Depends on how hard you toss them.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Mar 2 00:01:51 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 2, 2023.
This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.
On this day...
Can you repeat the part after "Listen Very Carefully"??
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Mar 3 02:28:30 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 3, 2023.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.
On this day...
Cannibals eat missionaries to get a taste of religion.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Mar 4 00:01:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 4, 2023.
This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.
On this day...
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Mar 5 00:01:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 5, 2023.
This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.
On this day...
Chain Lightning: For when you can't stop with one bolt.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Mar 6 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 6, 2023.
This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.
On this day...
Change is good; especially when it relates to underwear.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Mar 11 00:01:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 11, 2023.
This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.
On this day...
Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Mar 12 03:30:51 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 12, 2023.
This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.
On this day...
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Mar 13 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 13, 2023.
This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.
On this day...
Cold winter coming!! I saw a squirrel buying Sterno!
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Mar 14 00:01:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 14, 2023.
This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.
On this day...
Computer Hacker wanted. Must have own axe.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
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All on Wed Mar 15 00:02:16 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 15, 2023.
This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.
On this day...
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
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From
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All on Thu Mar 16 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 16, 2023.
This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.
On this day...
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri Mar 17 00:48:13 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 17, 2023.
This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.
On this day...
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat Mar 18 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 18, 2023.
This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.
On this day...
Conference on Global Warming canceled due to blizzard.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sun Mar 19 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 19, 2023.
This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.
On this day...
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
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From
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All on Mon Mar 20 00:01:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 20, 2023.
This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.
On this day...
Criminal Justice System: Where criminals get the justice.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
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From
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All on Tue Mar 21 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 21, 2023.
This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.
On this day...
Criminal Lawyer: A redundancy if there ever was one.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
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From
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All on Wed Mar 22 00:06:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 22, 2023.
This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.
On this day...
Critical Error: System Halted. Hit any user to continue.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Thu Mar 23 00:02:16 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 23, 2023.
This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.
On this day...
Dachshunds are small crocodiles with fur.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri Mar 24 00:01:39 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 24, 2023.
This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.
On this day...
Darn it!! I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat Mar 25 00:02:13 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 25, 2023.
This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.
On this day...
Deduce is De Lowest Card In De Deck.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sun Mar 26 00:01:49 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 26, 2023.
This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.
On this day...
Deja Booboo: When you feel you've screwed this up before.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Mon Mar 27 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 27, 2023.
This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.
On this day...
Deja-Moo: When you feel you've seen this bullcrap before.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
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From
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All on Tue Mar 28 00:05:01 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 28, 2023.
This is the 87th day of the year, there are 278 days left.
On this day...
Del *.* really improved my disk space.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
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From
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All on Wed Mar 29 00:01:52 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 29, 2023.
This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.
On this day...
Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Thu Mar 30 00:01:46 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 30, 2023.
This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.
On this day...
Diet Water: The flavor of water, but half the calories.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri Mar 31 04:59:19 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 31, 2023.
This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.
On this day...
Dime: A dollar with all taxes taken out.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat Apr 1 00:01:40 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 1, 2023.
This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.
On this day...
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sun Apr 2 00:01:34 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 2, 2023.
This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.
On this day...
Disk Failure: (W)arm Boot, (C)old Boot, (S)teel Toe Boot?
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Mon Apr 3 06:58:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 3, 2023.
This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.
On this day...
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Tue Apr 4 00:01:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 4, 2023.
This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.
On this day...
Do not use elevator in case of fire. Water works better.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Wed Apr 5 02:04:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 5, 2023.
This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.
On this day...
Do you, Sysop, take this BBS, to be your wedded spouse??
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Thu Apr 6 07:09:46 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 6, 2023.
This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.
On this day...
Does "MNP-5" mean "Modem needs a 5 topping pizza"??
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri Apr 7 00:01:56 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 7, 2023.
This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.
On this day...
Does a clean house show that there's a broken computer??
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat Apr 8 00:01:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 8, 2023.
This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.
On this day...
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sun Apr 9 00:01:39 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 9, 2023.
This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.
On this day...
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Mon Apr 10 00:20:27 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 10, 2023.
This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.
On this day...
Doesanyoneknowhowmuchitcoststogetaspacebarrepaired??
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Tue Apr 11 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 11, 2023.
This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.
On this day...
Dog expelled from Obedience School: Kid ate his homework.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Wed Apr 12 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 12, 2023.
This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.
On this day...
Dominoes: =======/////////////////////|||||||||||||||||||
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Thu Apr 13 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 13, 2023.
This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.
On this day...
Don't drink and park -- accidents cause people.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri Apr 14 00:02:04 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 14, 2023.
This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.
On this day...
Don't raise the bar!! It's too hard to get the drinks!!
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat Apr 15 00:01:43 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 15, 2023.
This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.
On this day...
Drain Bamage?? No, thanks...I already have some.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sun Apr 16 00:01:34 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 16, 2023.
This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.
On this day...
Drink Canada Dry. Maybe you can't, but it's fun trying.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Mon Apr 17 00:01:37 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 17, 2023.
This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.
On this day...
E-mail returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Apr 18 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 18, 2023.
This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.
On this day...
Eagles soar; weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Wed Apr 19 00:13:16 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 19, 2023.
This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.
On this day...
Early birds get the worm; the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Thu Apr 20 00:01:42 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 20, 2023.
This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.
On this day...
Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri Apr 21 08:58:32 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 21, 2023.
This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.
On this day...
Either this man's dead, or my watch is stopped. -Groucho
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat Apr 22 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 22, 2023.
This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.
On this day...
Email returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Apr 23 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 23, 2023.
This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.
On this day...
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Mon Apr 24 00:01:48 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 24, 2023.
This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.
On this day...
Energizer Bunny still missing. Search party keeps going.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Apr 25 00:01:46 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 25, 2023.
This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.
On this day...
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Apr 26 00:01:55 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 26, 2023.
This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.
On this day...
Error: Bad Or Missing Mouse Driver. Blame The Cat?? (Y/n)
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Thu Apr 27 00:01:51 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 27, 2023.
This is the 117th day of the year, there are 248 days left.
On this day...
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press <F1> to continue.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri Apr 28 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 28, 2023.
This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.
On this day...
Error?? Impossible!! My keyboard is error correcting!!
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Apr 29 11:30:59 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 29, 2023.
This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.
On this day...
ESC?? I didn't know I was trapped.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Apr 30 00:01:50 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 30, 2023.
This is the 120th day of the year, there are 245 days left.
On this day...
Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the etherbunny.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon May 1 00:02:11 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 1, 2023.
This is the 121st day of the year, there are 244 days left.
On this day...
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again??
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue May 2 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 2, 2023.
This is the 122nd day of the year, there are 243 days left.
On this day...
Every day is a fresh start; a new chance to screw it up.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Wed May 3 00:01:56 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 3, 2023.
This is the 123rd day of the year, there are 242 days left.
On this day...
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Thu May 4 00:01:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 4, 2023.
This is the 124th day of the year, there are 241 days left.
On this day...
Examples of Pro and Con: Progress and Congress.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri May 5 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 5, 2023.
This is the 125th day of the year, there are 240 days left.
On this day...
Excessive mouse activity detected. Running CAT.EXE to fix
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat May 6 00:01:47 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 6, 2023.
This is the 126th day of the year, there are 239 days left.
On this day...
Exterminator needed: world wide web found
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun May 7 00:01:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 7, 2023.
This is the 127th day of the year, there are 238 days left.
On this day...
Eyewitnesses were on the scene in minutes.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon May 8 00:02:02 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 8, 2023.
This is the 128th day of the year, there are 237 days left.
On this day...
Failure is not an option. It comes shipped with Windows.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue May 9 00:02:05 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 9, 2023.
This is the 129th day of the year, there are 236 days left.
On this day...
Fart: An audio test of your body's waste disposal system.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed May 10 09:20:09 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 10, 2023.
This is the 130th day of the year, there are 235 days left.
On this day...
Fartvergnugen: The pleasure of breaking wind.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
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All on Thu May 11 15:24:09 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 11, 2023.
This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.
On this day...
Fer sail. Spel cheker. Wurks Fein. Cheep.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri May 12 00:01:48 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 12, 2023.
This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.
On this day...
Filename Viagra started with Windows 95.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat May 13 00:01:48 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 13, 2023.
This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.
On this day...
Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped, please.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sun May 14 00:02:02 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 14, 2023.
This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.
On this day...
Flood: A river that's too big for its bridges.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Mon May 15 00:01:59 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 15, 2023.
This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.
On this day...
For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Tue May 16 00:01:58 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 16, 2023.
This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.
On this day...
For a transcript; get a piece of paper, and write fast!
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Wed May 17 00:02:02 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 17, 2023.
This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.
On this day...
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Thu May 18 00:02:06 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 18, 2023.
This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.
On this day...
Frisbyterian: When you die, your soul goes up on the roof
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri May 19 00:02:08 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 19, 2023.
This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.
On this day...
German Chocolate Cake in Germany is just cake.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat May 20 02:20:47 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 20, 2023.
This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.
On this day...
German word for constipation: Farfrompoopin
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sun May 21 00:01:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 21, 2023.
This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.
On this day...
Get your free subscription before the price doubles!!
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Mon May 22 00:01:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 22, 2023.
This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.
On this day...
Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Tue May 23 01:42:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 23, 2023.
This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.
On this day...
GPS: Great Posterior Seated.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Wed May 24 00:03:23 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 24, 2023.
This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.
On this day...
Grace Period: The time it takes to ask the meal blessing.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Thu May 25 00:03:49 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 25, 2023.
This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.
On this day...
H.A.M. Radio Operator: H)ave A)nother M)eal.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri May 26 00:02:07 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 26, 2023.
This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.
On this day...
Ham Radio Messages And Replies Will Be Sent In Morse Code.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat May 27 00:01:42 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 27, 2023.
This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.
On this day...
Ham Radio QRP: When you care enough to give the least.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sun May 28 00:02:04 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 28, 2023.
This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.
On this day...
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance??
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Mon May 29 00:01:53 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 29, 2023.
This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.
On this day...
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Tue May 30 00:03:09 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 30, 2023.
This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.
On this day...
Have a Tex-Mex Emergency?? Dial Nine Juan Juan.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed May 31 00:02:21 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 31, 2023.
This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.
On this day...
Have you thanked your Sysop or Echo Moderator today??
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Thu Jun 1 00:06:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 1, 2023.
This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.
On this day...
He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry, and Curly.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri Jun 2 00:02:09 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 2, 2023.
This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.
On this day...
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat Jun 3 00:02:26 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 3, 2023.
This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.
On this day...
Heisenberg may have slept here.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sun Jun 4 00:01:51 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 4, 2023.
This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.
On this day...
Hell is kept warm with profane burners.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Mon Jun 5 00:03:08 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 5, 2023.
This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.
On this day...
Hemlock: A device that prevents garment alterations.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Tue Jun 6 05:43:23 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 6, 2023.
This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.
On this day...
Hindsight is 20/20 - but I don't have eyes in my butt.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Wed Jun 7 00:01:48 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 7, 2023.
This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.
On this day...
Home Alone is when you can poop with the door open.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Thu Jun 8 00:01:46 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 8, 2023.
This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.
On this day...
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri Jun 9 00:01:55 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 9, 2023.
This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.
On this day...
Hors De Ourves - Sandwiches cut into many small pieces.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat Jun 10 01:24:54 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 10, 2023.
This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.
On this day...
How can you eat one of God's own creatures? A Sandwich.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sun Jun 11 00:01:48 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 11, 2023.
This is the 162nd day of the year, there are 203 days left.
On this day...
How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jun 12 00:01:57 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 12, 2023.
This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.
On this day...
How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan??
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jun 13 06:53:49 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 13, 2023.
This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.
On this day...
How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Wed Jun 14 04:26:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 14, 2023.
This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.
On this day...
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jun 15 04:57:56 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 15, 2023.
This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.
On this day...
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jun 16 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 16, 2023.
This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.
On this day...
How long should we practice sex before it's safe??
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jun 17 00:02:12 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 17, 2023.
This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.
On this day...
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jun 18 09:43:30 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 18, 2023.
This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.
On this day...
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jun 19 00:02:00 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 19, 2023.
This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.
On this day...
I *CAN* type...my computer keyboard is illiterate.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jun 20 00:01:40 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 20, 2023.
This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.
On this day...
I can't be overdrawn at the bank!! I still have checks!!
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jun 21 00:01:52 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 21, 2023.
This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.
On this day...
I can't remember the last time I had a memory problem.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jun 22 00:01:47 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 22, 2023.
This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.
On this day...
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jun 23 00:03:56 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 23, 2023.
This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.
On this day...
I didn't crash; the ground came up, and hit me.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jun 24 00:02:28 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 24, 2023.
This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.
On this day...
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jun 25 00:02:04 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 25, 2023.
This is the 176th day of the year, there are 189 days left.
On this day...
I don't have time to wait for instant gratification.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jun 26 06:56:30 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 26, 2023.
This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.
On this day...
I don't repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jun 27 00:02:02 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 27, 2023.
This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.
On this day...
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jun 28 00:01:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 28, 2023.
This is the 179th day of the year, there are 186 days left.
On this day...
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jun 29 00:01:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 29, 2023.
This is the 180th day of the year, there are 185 days left.
On this day...
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jun 30 00:01:37 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 30, 2023.
This is the 181st day of the year, there are 184 days left.
On this day...
I found a piano stool. I thought they were housebroken.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 1 00:01:39 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 1, 2023.
This is the 182nd day of the year, there are 183 days left.
On this day...
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 2 00:01:37 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 2, 2023.
This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.
On this day...
I hate Indian Givers. No, wait...I take that back!!
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 3 00:01:43 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 3, 2023.
This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.
On this day...
I have CRAFT Disease: Can't Remember a Friggin' Thing.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jul 4 07:13:27 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 4, 2023.
This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.
On this day...
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jul 5 00:01:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 5, 2023.
This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.
On this day...
I like it dark at night, and light during the day.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jul 6 00:01:34 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 6, 2023.
This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.
On this day...
I like stuffed animals; oven baked with bread crumbs.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jul 7 07:06:50 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 7, 2023.
This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.
On this day...
I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat Jul 8 06:38:14 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 8, 2023.
This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.
On this day...
I multi-task -- I read in the bathroom.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 9 00:01:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 9, 2023.
This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.
On this day...
I shoot every 3rd salesperson -- the 2nd one just left.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 10 00:01:37 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 10, 2023.
This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.
On this day...
I talk to myself when I need expert advice.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jul 11 00:01:34 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 11, 2023.
This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.
On this day...
I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jul 12 07:11:50 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 12, 2023.
This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.
On this day...
I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jul 13 00:01:37 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 13, 2023.
This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.
On this day...
I tried snorting Coke; but the bubbles went up my nose.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jul 14 00:01:37 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 14, 2023.
This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.
On this day...
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 15 08:14:49 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 15, 2023.
This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.
On this day...
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 16 00:01:57 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 16, 2023.
This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.
On this day...
I used to have an open mind; my brains kept falling out.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 17 00:02:00 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 17, 2023.
This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.
On this day...
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jul 18 08:35:50 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 18, 2023.
This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.
On this day...
I was told "Have emergency # on vacation". I wrote "911".
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jul 19 00:01:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 19, 2023.
This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.
On this day...
I watch what I eat...from the plate to the mouth.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jul 20 00:01:37 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 20, 2023.
This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.
On this day...
I went to college at Catatonic State.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jul 21 00:01:46 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 21, 2023.
This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.
On this day...
I xeroxed my watch. Now, I have time to spare.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 22 00:01:33 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 22, 2023.
This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.
On this day...
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 23 00:01:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 23, 2023.
This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.
On this day...
I'm Dyslexia Of Borg. Prepare To Have Your Ass Laminated.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 24 00:01:33 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 24, 2023.
This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.
On this day...
I'm not deaf...I'm ignoring you.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jul 25 00:01:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 25, 2023.
This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.
On this day...
I'm not speeding...I'm chasing tornadoes!
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jul 26 00:01:32 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 26, 2023.
This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.
On this day...
I'm NOT Spoiled!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!!
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jul 27 00:02:11 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 27, 2023.
This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.
On this day...
I'm not STUBBORN...I'm just CORRECT!!
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jul 28 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 28, 2023.
This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.
On this day...
I'm one step away from being rich. All I need is money.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 29 00:01:37 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 29, 2023.
This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.
On this day...
I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want??
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 30 00:01:40 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 30, 2023.
This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.
On this day...
I'm speeding because I have to go poop.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 31 08:18:00 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 31, 2023.
This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.
On this day...
I've repeatedly said to you, to not be redundant.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Aug 1 00:01:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 1, 2023.
This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.
On this day...
I've never argued with the weather.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Aug 2 00:01:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 2, 2023.
This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.
On this day...
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)