Steven Jobs slept here!

X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot

Oh, wow! What a party! Wow! - Crow

MOM'S HINT #304: Let them visit where you work.

Que es mi barco mi tesoro, que es mi Dios la libertad

Parents. Couples that practise the rhythm method.

Rush Limbaugh - Hot Air Balloon With Mouthpiece.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay

URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and Colby at your cheese & wine parties

This Borg has disconnected himself. --Crosus

This recipe Baked Fresh Daily In Our Own Ovens!

No animals were harmed during the making of this film, except the cat!

Here's a tip. Have a point. - Steve Martin

"I'll notify your next of kin."- Cdr Jeffrey Sinclair

Violent agreement

* <- Tribble *. <- Female Tribble,"Not tonight, I started my period."

Prince Andrew's T-shirt: "Wanna See the Royal Jewels?"

Def: Optimist: A Yugo owner with a trailer hitch!

"I collect fairy tales", said Tom grimly.

Copy protection: Just say no

Lucky Stiff Funeral Home: We put the FUN in funeral

Rob Moroso 1968-1990, 1989 Busch Grand National Champion

FOREPLAY.........................A term used when golfing

Quark: "I am not a killer!" Odo: "No, but most of your friends are."

Let the sweetness on love wipe the tears from your face. - Queen

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XVF: eXchange Virtue for Fun

Lt. Paris has gotten himself into torouble. Janeway

SHEBA SQUEALS!!! {Just checking, Shebers...}

A priest gets defrocked; does a hooker get unscrewed?

Help! I got stuck in OS/2 and I can't get out

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses

Quid pro quest: Something for the Holy Grail.

Nuke me, Zorro

Quit bringing up reality, this is fun!

For exercise, men can walk. Women talk

ESP = Essentially Silly People!!

Jewish Telegram -- "Begin worrying. Details to follow."

PIC: Punch Invalid Character

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. -- Ogden Nash

KIRK: Nobody listens unless you swear every other word.

ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing

When there weren't any crawdads, we ate sand - Tom

Virgin Steel. I went to school w/Virgil Steele - Mike

MOM'S HINT #165: Kids prefer hot dogs to duck a l'orange.

Krogt: The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards

Marriages tend to spoil perfectly good relationships.

Kilp Clop Kilp Clop *BANG* Kilp Clop Kilp Clop-Amish drive by

Even when you were looking up, you were looking down. - Delenn

Hallowed Be Thy Name -- Iron Maiden

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. --Frederick Ryder

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"A) You didn't ask" - Ivanova

Civil engineers do it in the dirt.

XKF: eXecute Kermit the Frog

Nice girls don't warp time and space

Press &lt;Alt-A&lt; to Adopt Me! I need a better home.

Kill 'em Gamera! - Tom on bratty kids

Fowler's Note: The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.

X-rated ST:TNG fiction often involves Data entry

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-(Tribble:Hands Across America)*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

I've fallen and can't get my Pangalactic Gargleblaster.

* &lt;-- Tribble &gt; &lt;-- Tribble boomerang.

Yo mama's so stupid - she ran into a parked car.

Bill Clinton - Hold your breath, here comes another popularity poll.

Clean up your hard disk. Del *.*

Religion is a defense against the experience of God

xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

Fundamentalism - Please help us find the cure

"Fascinating. Live long and perspire" - Wakko Warner

Deep Throat: You've never been closer

Jesus saves sinners and redeems `em for VALUABLE prizes!

Read 'em the CD ROM Riot Act!

I think somebody done tinkled in his gene pool!

Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rai

Diversity: Just another disguise for Discrimination.

Karaoke? Sounds like a dessert. - Wakko

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Everyone from Tasmania is married to their cousin.

"It was the milkman scenario again..&lt;g&gt;"

Keyboard not functioning. Press F1 to continue.

Dislexic Christian sell soul to Santa - News at 11:00

Bart's Blackboard ─ "I will not conduct my own fire drills."

Quote the Raven: FUGGETABOUDIT!

Recursive: recurrent Windows user.

Earth is a great funhouse without the fun.

Poetic justice: A moderator getting moderated by the co-moderator.

Etched in an eccentric impulse!

Zounds - a GORKON death station appears.

Night time is the right time

Emotion in bondage - it ain't worthwhile. And I walk out of her life, gentleman style. - Indecent Obsession

Nobody wins a war - somebody loses. - Gears, Autobot

Money can't buy love, but most women sure can love money!

Cats don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

"BAAAAAAAAAAAD THIIIIIIINGS, MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"

Great groups from little icons grow

Gun Control is a Tight Pattern ( ( (::) ) )

When in doubt, follow the penguins.

Chicago?...Been There,...Done That,... 2 Years Ago!!... OS/2 !

BBS Lingo: ROTFLH: Rolling On Floor Laughing Hysterically

Clinton - Like inbred hillbillies weren't enough!

* &lt;- Tribble ** &lt;- *lpha Tribble

You have to trust me.Please. Trust me. &lt;B2&gt;

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Hey Santa, can I have a copy of your naughty girls list?

We'll die doing what we love, breathing molten rock -Homer

Q2: An omniscient being who forgets things!

K.O.R. excuse # 5: Fell down stairs & Time Slipped to present

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys

Excuse me while I panic. - Dilbert

ERROR #9022: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working

Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. - Albert Einstein

* &lt;- Tribble _ &lt;- Tribble stepped on by Worf!

Cg2^&gqY10-=\\[yc'":cvbg**(95eAfgD &lt;--- encrypted Satanic Message

Dancing eyes, hypnotized

February is National Get-Your-Cat-Fixed Month

Ugh! Ahh! Hoo hoo a bugga bugga ha! Haha! - Dr. Forrester

Quit bringing up reality, this is Interlink!!

Yo'momma so funky when she goes for a walk cats follow her.

Oxymoron: Butt head

He who seeks the Tao will continually lose.

Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself

From the heart of the Rideau Lakes.

Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you

Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap

PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort

Vietnam cookbook: 101 ways to WOK your dog.

"Does the phrase 'no way in hell' ring a bell?" --Cmdr. Ivanova

Margaritas in a birdbath? Enough tequilla mockingbird!

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Book Title: Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money

Guts: Grace under pressure

GOLDIE - TIMELESS - SAINT ANGLE

Girlfriend Pregnant: (A)bort, (M)arry, (I)gnore, (F)lee?

Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way

OK, so that last one wasn't TMBG related, but oh well.

Eval Day 2 ■ * Every solution breeds new problems

Eval Day 146 * ERROR READING GREY.MATTER (A)bort,(R)etry,(L)obotom

UR glb if "closet" means other than a place for your clothes.

Liberal: One who is incapable of learning from experience

JABBA - WYSBYGI: What You See Before You Get It

Ross Perot, remember, these *are* the 1990's, _NOT_ the 1890's.

Never try and teach a pig to sing: it's a waste of time, and it annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

XRS'ing at &lt;Falcon System&lt;

When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran?

Useless Invention: Extra-large bicycle clips, for cycling in shorts.

Veni, vidi, fece!

I wish to visit the waste-reclamation units.

Jesus Christ: The man who knows it all*

"I am Odo of Borg. Shape is irrelevant."

The mad quoter!

Engineers are erectionist perfectionists.

Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.

Belay that nose picking cadet!!!

Racers do it in the DIRT!

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Zop ! Stolipei !

Vandals take note: USE OF DEADLY FORCE IS AUTHORIZED!

Oooooh! I'm sorry. You won't be going on to the bonus round today.

Q: What do call a polite technician?

Rules are made to be [masterfully] bent.

Copywrite (C) 1993, Imagination Software INC

Old Computer programmers never die, they just decompile.

Bad or missing mouse driver. Blame the cat? (y/n)

ERROR: finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.

* &lt;- Tribble O &lt;- Tribble Grunting With Power!

"Let me guess; Horrible. Am I warm?" - Trillian

Know fear.

The gift of happiness belongs to those who unwraps it.

There once was a lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a--

* &lt;-- Tribble ^*^ &lt;-- Count Tribbula, the BatTribble

Generic Tag Line #9

God is dead.-Nietzsche,1891 Nietzsche is dead. -God,1900

Make like an e-mail network and lose it.

Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Hooverized

XXXXXX: on a Mercedes.

Even if you understood cats, you would never believe it!

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless

Graffiti was Mussolini's Secretary of Defense

Quarks new product:A bed with inertial dampeners fitted for newlyweds

reply by yesterday and win a free TACO!! -=8*)

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POLITENESS (n): socially-accepted hypocrisies

Not faint canaries but ambrosial

Engraving, n. - In brief terms, the art of scratch

I like my species the way it is -- Lucy to Cro Magnon Man

exit process

Q: Why do blonde's have T.G.I.F. on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.

* &lt;- Tribble k k k &lt;- Hari Krishna Tribbles

YOU...STUPID...LITTLE...(beep) - Crow to his computer

FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN GET OFF! SHE'S DEAD JIM!!

This TAGLINE stops at all railroad crossings..!

Virginity is not hereditary -- Heinlein

A liberal is society's version of a computer virus.

Headlines: LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS

Nine tenths of a woman's intuition is suspicion. Bob Edwards

Geco's just a couple of volts below threshold.

So was Jeffrey Dahmer a practitioner of phagophagy?

Damn it Jim! It's one of Sandro's taglines!

Just Say No to dogma.

Nobody cuddles a Cardassian

Lijepe zene prolaze kroz grad.Ja na uglu stojim sasvim sam.

Common Dungeon Master, Change me back, I take it back - Eric, D&D

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

A man waits in the shadows

Bad City, Arizona - Crow on movie

Freedom of speech is too often a euphamism for Right to ridicule.

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Yet another message strong AND true!

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's

This tagline is made just for Jesse Irvin

The things I need are love and greed - Course of Empire

"Excuse me, sexless man/woman" -- Tom Servo

Your last original thought died of loneliness.

Cat: I hope that Michael put litter in here.

Loose weight on the 48-hour Scotch and soda diet!

ColinDOS 6.0 Beta: Unstable? UNSTABLE?! UNSTABLE????!!!!

Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?

KEMOZABHE = "HORSE'S ASS"

Before, I cudnt spel programmer; now, I are one.

Od biraca nema jebaca

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

Stamp out organized crime!! Abolish the IRS

"Bother," said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.

You like federal judges? I'll buy you one for Christmas.

Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?

Zathras ask if anyone out there? -- Zathras

Zipperneck! Show'em your stuff! Aggghh! UNSIGHTLY! - The Tick

Stealth Condoms: They'll never see you coming.

Luke: "I won't fail you - I'm not afraid." Yoda: (turns slowly toward him) "Oh, you will be. You will be."

!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE

"I hate to be cured and run." -- Dr. Freedman

X-Tag: Mulder! FBI! Drop the sword, McLeod--I have a few questions

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Orville Bullitt, sorry about your rectocranial inversion.

Putting your vegetables on your little sister's plate doesn't work.

Error - This message was rejected by Kwisatz's Mail Reader.

kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!

Oh yeah. You go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel

Rejoice in the Lord always, again I say REJOICE! Phi.4:4

Every exit is an entry somewhere else -- Tom Stoppard

A Bestiary of Plant Eaters - by Herb Avore

Look out world! I'm full of Tang! -- The Tick

My daughter was so bad, she got a scholarship to reform school.

"Know yourself and abide in that state." -- Agent Cooper

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. - M. Somerset Maugham

We are strangers, we are aliens, we are not of this world

Error Formatting A: Drive, Formatting C: drive instead!

"Comment, Mr Spock ?" - "We're in deep doo-doo, Captain."

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy and in itself the best revenge

Republican National Convention, Obtain an epic: "Clinton

That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm.

For all of life's journeys

Virtual Cat tangles the Web.

My face is large & troublesome - Tom as David Hartman

Franz. In your teeth. Spinach. Deploy your toothpick. -Swiss Army Capt

"I can take a wife in that land," Cain nodded.

Que sera, sister: What will be, is relative.

Did you know that there are bicycles on Bajor?!

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Field Engineers: Gods when you need 'em, Devils when you dont

Danger, Josh Whitt! Off-topic messages! Danger!

"I don't think they're going to make it." Yar

Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys

PUNNY BOOK = Tug of War: Paul Hard.

SYSOP = Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures

"I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like."

Egghead: What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty.

"Glory ASCII !", said Miss Carpal.

Mike Tyson fondles butts. Jeffery Dahmer fondues them.

Oh, SYSOP, could we get waited on here?

"Whatever she says, I didn't do it." - Quark

Volunteers of America!!!!!

You send 'em to school, they eat the books.

Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Light Breeze/

VIOLATOR (Violator B1) activates Dec 4th

Don't say during sex: "Let me go wash my face real fast."

Heaven Holds a Place for Those who Prey

Very big on Gods. Always smelt of burnt hair. Naturally resistant

Organic........... Church music.

Useless Invention: Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.

HARRY SECOMBE - Goon But Not Forgotten

Keptin, the Romulans do not take preesoners

A fool and his money are fun to go out with!

Do you play your organ at the pictures?

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I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my family constantly. &lt;J&gt;

You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole! - Cornholio

Very good, Einstein, but next time please show your work

I am Wakko of Borg. You will be.... OOOH, cheese puffs!

Ziggy says there's a 98% chance that you're here to steal taglines.

Read Widely - Think Critically - Speak with Wisdom

New Borg Steppenwolf song: Borg to be Wild.

"I'm going into a coma. Uh-oh, too late. I'm in a coma." - Slappy

Vital papers will demonstrate there vitality by moving to where you cant find them

Ziggy says there's a thirty percent chance of rain Thursday.

Hozone - Mysterious place that one sock from a washload disappears into

Ennui, felt on the proper occasions, is a sign of intelligence. --Clifton Fadiman

Laugh and the world laughs with you; pun and you pun alone

SEX:(M)ale, (F)emale, (A)ll the time, (H)uh?

Very funny Ensign Wolff, now beam down my pants!!

No more negotiating -- it's a dumb deal.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

Old Hams never die, they just beep away

HISTORY IS BUNK - FORD ... MY BUNK IS HISTORY - BART

Ronald Reagan -- he *should* be in his Fourth Term now!

"Am I getting taller, or is the room shrinking?" -- Col. Henry Blake

Ura Redneck if your mother has ammo on her Christmas list.

Kitfox and a fishing pole. It don't get any better.

Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbitt as Spokesperson for Slice

Do not ever say that again. Ever. --Speaker/Chmeee

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Sitting watching the railroad tracks rust

ZMODEM: Big bits, Soft blocks, Tighter ASCII.

Be braver - join the Klingon Overhand Bowling Team.

OZ Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed

"Mad about the boy." Norma Desmond

People with bad coughs never go to doctors - they go to t

From the keyboard of the Moderaptor

Yo' Mama's so fat..her picture in the yearbook was an aerial photo

Bochs: We'll catch him

Vickie Weaver is proof that the FBI sanctions murder!

"Danny is in another time zone!" - Larry

There will be no escape for you THIS time!!!

Vulgarity: The conduct of others

Killing you hardly

Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried

Patch yourself

Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me. (George)

Ever notice there's no crime at a shooting range?

Lets visit the tomb

Thank you for being gutless. -- Crow T. Robot

We're not hunting ducks... we're hunting tyrants

Vagina in my chest: explains the feeling that someone is sitting on it

FUNNY BOOK = Just Say No: Will Power

Don't blame Simon who voted for Alfred E. Newman!

Gov. Clinton, you want me to do what?

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Reality must take precedence over public relations, for Mother Nature cannot be fooled. -- R.P. Feynman

* &lt;- Tribble o= o= o= &lt;- Trebles on a windy day.

They were forced to eat Robin's minstrel, and there was much rejoicing

Yo mama so ugly she had to wear two bags...in case one breaks.

License Plate Frame: My other auto is a 40 S&W.

Kirk to ENTERPRISE: did you get that FAX I sent you?

I NEVER Read Taglines! Do You?

Kes grew them herself in the hydroponic garden. Neelix

Catwoman's pregnant? Holy Batkittens, Batman!

Phone not busy = Daughter not home

Keep on rockin' in the free world -- Neil Young

Just what we needed! A Q-ish Princess! -Riker re:Amanda

There's a jackass at every trough - Rickard's Maxim of Online Community

Zmodem has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII

Most secrets seem to be too good to keep, or not worth keeping.

Rememmber Randy Weaver:MURDERE INC a la US Government

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. -- Oscar Wilde

Get out my way, or by God, I'll throw you out the nearest airlock. - Sinclair

!sdohtem noitpyrcne devorppa tnemnrevoG eruceS dna efaS troppuS I

Go ahead... Make my coffee.

Religions-R-Us-All-Others-Are-Scum True Believer {tm}

Virus successfully installed. Trash FAT now? (Y/N)

"Ideas must work through the brains and the arms of good and brave men."

Sign all warranty cards and mail them in promptly!

HHGTTG: Here I am, brain the size of a planet... - Marvin

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Just got a new big screen TV for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!

What are you in real life?

We are 2 of 5. But we're hoping to get promoted to 3 soon.

Sen-smeggin-sational... - Rimmer

Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated.

Now L.C., use the crayon.You know no sharp objects are allowed

X minus 6 weeks and counting.

She's was so ugly Senator Packwood kept his hands to himself.

Mom! Better call the Orkin Man, the UN troops are here!

Use Alt-H if you need an additional 15 minutes

Python of Borg - "And now for something completely futile."

Zinesheen - The plastic wrap on the magazines you receive in the mail

SPOCK: Please get a grip on yourself, Doctor.

XpReSsing myself as usual &lt;grin&gt;

Heinie? HEINIE!? Where? Get me my gun!

Oops! Tried to steal my own Tagline, hehe

Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.

I will not waste chalk ─ Bart on the blackboard

Blondes - &lt;smirk&gt; 'nuff said

Eval Day 10 ■ TRANSVESTITE: a mannish-depressive with delusions of

Get more out of Windows. Use it !

PMS ... Punish My Spouse

Negative expectations yield negative results

For God's sake, people, get a life! - William Shatner

Cocaine isn't habit forming,I should know, I've been using it for years.

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Move along people, there's nothing to see here

Hell is the smile of a pawnbroker

Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows 95.

I've formatted and I can't boot up!

Sure you can trust the government! Ask the Indians.

Picard/Riker in '96. "Make it so".

Yo mama's so stupid she went swimming to a car pool.

How do you spell relief J-E-S-U-S

Jacques Strap! I'm looking for a Jacques Strap! - Moe

Gideon: He had a bird with him

Cat Rule #04: Reserve hairballs for shag carpets.

Knowledge, sir, should be *free* to all! - Harry Mudd

I am Beavis of Borg, prepare to be uh..uh..huh, huh, huh

Just don't tell the asylum you saw me here.

Hackers do it discreetly.

Villagers do it provincially.

OPCODE: RDA = Refuse to Disclose Answer

Real SysOps write their own BBS software

Just follow the bouncing lesbian

Remember, life is a game and no one get's out of the game alive.

Vanilla Ice to Bill Gates at Intel: MICROSOFT WORD TO YOUR MOTHERBOARD!

MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)

Forrester: Your `Massachussetts'. Your `Illinois'

Question Authority. OK, sir. Sez who?

Encounters with death and danger are only adventures to the survivors.

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X XXX__ -_\/Xx@\\=//. (Embroidering with a cat in your arms)

Kramer's Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks

Scanning C:\, DOS Found (D)elete, (F)ormat, (S)uicide?

FISH! FISH! Food of the gods! - Mr. Smarty Pants as The Fin

I tried and internal modem, but it hurt.

ZenCrafters - Total Enlightenment in about an hour.

DATA TRANSFER ERROR: please remove cat from modem

OS/2 - It opens up Windows and shuts up Gates!

Look at him squirm out there! - Crow on space walk

MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The enemy never watches until you make a mistake

ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

Charles Dickens with 2 K's, the well-known Dutch author

I've just lost my happy thoughts for the evening. - The Stand

Lawyers wear tight collars to keep foreskin off their face

Someone blew out his pilot light.

"At ease before you hurt something." --Janeway

I am no longer young enough to know everything

Ever feel like the only tree in a dog kennel?

Utterings to All

JABBA ─ GMTA: Great Minds Think Alike

Feminist lampshade - Made from 100% white male skin

May misfortune follow you all of your life, but never catch up

Free BANK with purchase of any Toaster

XC: Control of heading, altitude, and bladder

THIEVES do it with tools.

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Elektroniikkaa ja rakenteluohjeita Amiga Zonelta

Vidi, Veni, Erectus. I came, I saw, I put up a tower

My brain's a handgrenade - Catch. - ICE-T

Keyboard- Resembling a typewriter, a keyboard is used for entering

Joliet, IL - It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the city.

Vodka + Honda Accord = Dead Driver Squash

(A)bort (R)etry (P)retend it didn't happen

The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down.- Mencken

Programmers never die, they branch off to a new address.

From Down Under In St. Rose

FOR SALE: Motivation Tapes. Never used

Bo KNOWS Tag Line Xpress!

Repartee: an insult with a suit and tie on.

Kill Ugly Processor Architectures - Karl Lehenbauer

I'm trying to help you. Chakotay to Janeway

Lets visit the tomb

Virginity is not hereditary

SON and cat missing. Reward for cat

Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your Tagline is to be adopted.

Thomas answered and said unto Him, My Lord and my God. - John 20:28

URA Redneck If U prefer car keys to Q-tips.

NZ kids have Nintendo; Japanese kids have homework.

LOANS OFFICERS do it with security.

A good question. There is no easy answer.

ZAPPA: She didn't like it when her fanbelt shrunk and got shorter

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Whatever you do, you'll regret it.

DOS, this is WINDOWS95, I'm taking over the harddisk!

Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm weloading!

Beware of true believers who are duped by false gods

VERY funny Scottie. Now beam up my clothes

Group sex? I never know where to put my elbows.

XNet - Because its time!

A gentleman knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't

Duuuuuude! Bummer!

I used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home. - L. Skywalker

"All these med units & I have to pull into a funny farm." - Col.Flagg

Remember to leave 15% for the tip of the iceberg.

X-Files? No... They're downstairs. We're the Y-Files.

Dawn is just nature's way of telling Real Programmers« to go to sleep

History repeats itself. That's what's wrong with history. ─MURPHY'S LAW

Vulcans...the best straight men in the galaxy

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter

Every interesting program has at least one variable, one branch, and one

Plato is dear to me, but dearer is the truth. -- Aristotle

What a shame - you're too ugly for me to date.

Freefall Sex: Never before seen video! Produced September, 1994.

Uh, we already saw this. So can we be excused? -- Mike Nelson

Earl, I've made Clydesdale pancakes. Hurry on down. - Fran

Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky

Vulcan logic + Klingon courage + Romulan treachery = Humans

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A terrible thing happened to me last night--nothing

Jesus Christ, I hate those christians!

COFFEE.COM missing SysOp halted

We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune

Zucchini: God's way of saying "You don't work in your garden enough."

Lust is a wonderful thing if you can control the pants

Didja' ever stop to think, and forget to restart?

That should give you a rough idea, anyways.

Zoophobia - A fear of animals

BIjeghbe'chugh vaj bIHegh

What a meshugana

The secret of staying young is finding an age that you really like and then sticking with it

Ura Redneck if, You've ever financed a tattoo.

Pee Wee's song title: Looking for love (in all the wrong places).

XXXXXXXX ++appy ++olidays XXXXXXXX

Back up.... But look first

Beer helps emotions - it made Labatt Blue

There's got to be a way to make money at this BBS stuff.

Picard/Riker in '92 -- The Team for the Future!

Hellooooo, Princesses of Props Nurses! - Yakko & Wakko

Hey back off !!! It's only my tagline !!!

I'm at the top of the political bell curve

Jugglers have lots of balls.

of discussion is allowed if you send a bit of taglines with

TV Truth: If you are being stalked in your house, run upstairs.

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Reminds me of when you tried to drill a hole in your head

Vulcans worship peace above all. -- McCoy, "Return to Tomorrow"

BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Mr.BananaMan

URA Redneck if U consider "Penthouse" or "Field & Stream" deep reading

WARNING: Do not feed the Orvilles.

Read my quips!! NO NEW TAGLINES TAXES!

Data Auto Application

The man who is poor becomes disposable.

Keep my Taglines conference-topical? Hah!

"Bother!" said Pooh, as MacLeod disconnected his head.

He'd hunt me & I'd hunt him. It was a good system - Mike

Only JH users can read this tagline!

QANTAS - Queens And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards

CAROL MARCUS: Jim Kirk was many things, but he was never a Boy Scout!

Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.

You will become as small as your controlling desire, as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

"In a few hours I'm going to be dead." O'Brien

No stop sign, speed limit. Nobody's gonna slow me down. --AC/DC

Can you guess where this ones from??

REAL programmers use: COPY CON &lt;program&gt;.EXE

Potty Emergency! I have a Potty Emergency! - Wakko Warner

Q: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?

Of course I'm on topic . . . which conference IS this?

VERTIGO: What a tourbook tells you.

Virgin: a tagline that has not been stolen.

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They Don't Make Them Like You Anymore

Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick!=FF=FE

X-Wives "Cause Of All Ailments"

Unpopular Bible Fact: Don't plant a variety of crops. (Lev. 19:19)

YES! E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y has to LIKE me! (George)

Nothin' says lovin' like a bra & panties match on SMACKDOWN!

How can you tell there's an afterlife for lawyers? Because after they die, they lie still

Earth: mother of the most beautiful women in the universe.

JERUSALEM (Mendoza) activates Jul - Dec

Even a woman finds it difficult to argue with a man who won't talk

Zay you're out for a beer

Zits are usually found having pore-gasms.

A PC without a clock is like a modem without a phone

( ( ( ( ( ((Stereo Tagline)) ) ) ) ) )

Veni, Vidi, Void...I came, I saw, but there was nothing to see.

Remove the cause and the effect will cease

&lt;&lt;&lt;*)) &lt;- Sergent Tribble First Class

Q: Where do Irish yuppies live ? A: Lepracondominiums !

The meek shall internet the earth

Drive not ready: A)lign coils, G)o to impulse, C)all Geordie.

Error locating tagline file C:\TELIX\BWAVE\TAGLINE.BW hmmm

Ladies and GentlemenAnd all androgynous creatures! --Odo.

* &lt;- Tribble $ &lt;- The Donald Tribble

Did anyone see my lost carrier... &lt;frown&gt;

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas -- take your next trip in kilometers. --George Carlin

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Zaphod Beeblebrox, this is a very large drink

Cling tightly to your ethics...up til you hear your price

Before you brag about your family tree, better do some pruning!

People usually get what's coming to them...Unless it's be

Luke... Kick his ass Luke... Kick his ass and take his wallet

Xerox does it again and again and again and

Captain Sisko would try to fight his way out of this. - O'Brien2

Don't take Taglines seriously ... it's bad for your health.

Go Speed Racer... He's a demon on wheels

Economics is a form of brain damage. - David Suzuki

Nominated for Backhanded Compliment of the Year

Love, respect, and take care of yourself.

Late of Pablo Fanques Fair - what a scene! ─ Beatles

This photocopier is still not functioning - Picard.

oxymoron: passive aggression

Can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Vulgarity is a part of each writer's equipment. -- Shaw

Blessed are the meek, for they are easier to control

REAL Star Trek fans work out at the He's Dead Gym

Managed to pull it off w/out a moments suspense - Crow T. Robot

Pegasus II 1-713-337-5349 Texas Llanoware Distribution Si

You can realize your wildest dreams if you only learn to lie to yourself.

Line Feed: "I've Never Met Anyone As Interesting As You Before," Etc

(A)bort (R)etry (W)hack the friggin' thing?

URINAL: The one place where all men are peers

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Friends don't let friends play wild mages.

Deja BooBoo: An odd feeling you've stolen "that picnic basket" before.

Flintstone chewable lesbians. The best way to start your day!

People's Democratic Republic Of Yemen

Ever notice how many taglines originated from RAH?

Fundamentalism: Fund=give cash; amentalism=without brains.

I have to go now. The cat's eating the piano. &lt;click&gt;

Unemployment is not working.

-- CLOSED FOR TAGLINE DEVELOPMENT --

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear

Coitus - a musical instrument.

Just gimma a slice of...

Press here to test. Release to detonate

VFR: Maintaining formation proficiency in the LA Basin

Non omne licitum honestum

Fore the stable kin get clean, someone's gotta get dirty

Creative balderdash can be interesting for its own sake

Digital Processing Network

I gotta thingy! Bunion? Mashed potatoes? An IDEA? Yeah, one of them

DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell.

Roy Rogers' lawyer; "Happy triiiiiaals to you..."

A friend is a friend you give yourself

Here boy! Where are you? - Frank calling his dinosaur

Q: You hit me. Picard never hit me.

O ... give me a password please ;-), for acsess by anonimous ftp

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XYZ - By C. My Willie

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

History is written by the survivors

Ross Perot's mind is like a steel trap - full of mice.

Employees must lick their work-places clean at the end of each business day

Que sera, snapshot: What will be, will have a camera.

Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts.

Enough isn't a cat word. Gimme, me, mine, more and now are cat words

BATF: Bureau of Assassins, Terrorists, and Felons

Life is recursive.

"I can't post.55!!!" -McFly

Find the anagram in this message and win a prize!

Def: Bit - The increment by which programmers slowly go mad

MOM'S HINT #091: They're never too rich to take home your clothes

UNIX is not an "a-ha" experience - it's more of a "holy-$#!*" experience

Don't get stuck in a MUD. (Multi-User Domain)

My patience is now at an end. -- Hitler

Freefall Sex: What a Thrill!!

Lit up like a firefly just to feel the living night. -Rush

Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things.

Science without religion is lame.

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable - L.J. Pete

We need. Needing we take. - Zathras

Virus Scan: WORLD.SYS infected with POLITICS virus. Delete?

Quick Gregory, are you tall or short for your height?

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Smile at your slave, the slut will wonder what you are going to do.

Hell is paved with Good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

Queensland - the best State in Aussie

Computer, delete @TOFIRST@'s personnel file - along with @TOFIRST@, too

You may be redneck if you think a hand saw is a musical instrument.

Now's the time for Uncle Jim's fundamentalist dogma -Mike

No one knows I'm bi-sexual.

Kolki **namestaj**,jebo te!!!

Never do your very best; It leaves no room for improvement

Or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (y/n)

I allus spelz reel gud!

Regal Lager, It's not just a beer... It's a palendrome!

Uncle Dudley's '93 World Tour

What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar? A bounced Czech.

Keep your rosaries out of my ovaries.

EAST COAST WEST COAST

Kirk Taglines (Captain)

"Are you over 21?" "Are YOU?" "I'm not obligated to answer that."

PUNNY BOOK: What I Took: Irv Erginity.

Hackers do it immediately.

Verb, as the documentation (aka the "F...'n Manual :-)

&lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;S&gt;elf destruct 30 sec.

I hope Thelma Ritter mom before she died.

XX||XX|X|||XXX Generic Tagline

'Hi, I'm Yakko!' 'And I'm Wakko!' 'And I'm CUTE!'

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* &lt;- Tribble o &lt;- Tribble with a haircut.

X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X &lt;-- Borg Fleet.

Keep Poets in their place. Fill the hole. Cover w/ large ROCK!

"It's a universal invariant!" "Not in this zip code."

No matter what the truth is, hold on to what is yours

Bad Band Name #482: Quilted Fish

ST LOUIS, Missouri...... Are you out there?

Nuke The Gay Baby Whales For Jesus!

Very funny, Mr. Scott. Now, beam down my pants!

Oh yeah? Well why don't you just wear red and beam down, pal!

Elephant: a mouse: built to US Goverment specs.

JULY 13TH activates Jul 13th

Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; You'll go down in Listerine

Let's sacrifice him to our God! - Grampa

Xerox, all they ever do is copy.

Quarks DO IT, but they only get 1/3 of a charge out of it

Kinky sex is for those who can't handle normal sex.

RONALD REAGAN forgot how to do it.

Don't tell _me_ what kind of day to have...

I like to eat with teddy bears. They're always stuffed.

RPG Famous Last Words: You don't look so tough

"Descartes was a drunken fart; I drink, therefore I am." -- M. Python

Sir? Dick is giving "Reality" as a * previous * address!

&lt;&lt;&gt;&gt; &lt;&lt;&gt;&gt; &lt;&lt;&gt;&gt; &lt;&lt;&gt;&gt; Designer Tagline II! &lt;&lt;&gt;&gt; &lt;&lt;&gt;&gt; &lt;&lt;&gt;&gt;

"I don't hate religious people; I find them comical." - Mencken

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Ura Redneck Trekker if you have a Holodeck program called "WWF."

MILITARY TRUCKERS move bigger loads.

Freefall Sex: The Leap of Love; for lovers who won't do it lying down!

Q. What can a goose do, that a lawyer should?

Government for one, to hell with majority!

Freedom: Willing to give up everything but honor

Red alert! Red Alert! Warp Factor Eleven-teen! - Captain Duckman

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? - The Crow

Pentium slogan: Redefining the PC - and Mathematics As Well.

You might say there's been a *rash* of penicillin thefts. - Henry

The best things in life are never rationed. George T. Hewitt

I'm Madden of Borg. BOOM! WAP! You're assimilated!

Never anger a moderator, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie

Vermiculture. Good hobby for the dead.

Ohm of Borg: "Resistance IS relevant!"

Scrambled taglines? type TAGLINES.MR | so

Delenn: Telepath They're here

Oxymoron: lebanese government

Frontdoor style is not a style, it's a bad habit

JANE EYRE - Vanished into Thin Eyre

Varicose : Near by

Zero tolerance for all liberal democrats!

QOTD: I get girls because of who I am... a rapist

URA Redneck if you pick your teeth from a catalog.

URAT, if you edit You Might Be (or, YOU ARE A) TREKKIE lists.

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Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin. -- Anatole France

Shark, shark-oh, never mind-it's just my husband.

STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Let go

Never say during sex: God, that is small!!

Millions for comfort. Not one cent for truth.

GUMBAH - Tom's super hero

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean everyone's not out to get you.

Old-timer's disease is catching! It just takes time.

REASON REJECTED: Little sense of humor.

"I'm afraid of nothing except being bored." Greta Garbo

Watch out! aeta tester at work...

Man kills family at breakfast table, says he did it for "KIX"!

Dear, what watch? - Ten watch.. - Oh! Such much..!

User n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.

The Tower will kill you half a world away. - Walter

John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

"Don't worry; I'll be careful." Odo

Unscented perfume - comes in an empty bottle. - S. Wright

Roll in the haystack and you won't have to LOOK for the needle!

So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought

Go Go Gadget Tagline! *SPROING!*

PS. I just read your next message in line.

Poetry has saved me again and again.&lt;Ruckeyser&gt;

Quit breathing... Your bad breath is destroying the ozone!

URA Redneck If U use a bed sheet as a sofa cover

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Vous avez demandΘ la police, ne quittez pas

Kickoff Cover Guy: Sado-masochist with a just a touch of insanity

Out of Work? Apply for Japanese Unemployment!

Famous Norwegian Kings

U.S. Air: $50 off your plane ticket if you bring your dental records!

"Good-bye, Captain." Voval "Ambassador." Picard

There will always be survivors - Robert Heinlen

I am all the things you think, but I'm more. - The Stand

Julie Have a Happy and Safe Holiday

What's Love Got To Do With It? - Tina Turner

How many Vorlons does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.

Golf is for the birdies

Vaal is dead. Spock

Magic is seldom spectacular because it seldom needs to be

The NSA is watching y#$% NO CARRIER

Charge twice what it is worth, then give a 10% discount.

Hold on- wait, maybe the answer's looking for you.

M y H ar d Dr i ve i sn' t f ra g m ent ed !!!

XT computer, just missing Monitor/keyboard/motherboard/case/HDD

Done! Pencil me on your 'dance card'.. - TEC

Kodak factory explodes! No film at 11:00

Oxymoron: timeless library

You don't make the poor richer by making the rich poorer. - Winston Churchill

Welcome to Florida. Now go home, and take a Canadian with you!

XC: Control of heading, altitude, and bladder

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For sale: 9-volt smoke alarm with silencer

I'm sorry. --Picard

TV, Ieacetof

Daleks of God

We met in church... she was cleanin' it and I was robbin' it

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn in

Febrile - someone with a very low I.Q

veQDuj 'oH Dujllj'e' ("Your ship is a garbage scow!")

A government that ignores the 2nd Amendment can ignore any law

Yo momma got eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that crap?!

Kirk to Enterprise, Kirk to Enterprise! DARN,It's BUSY!

To the late night double feature picture show, in the back row

You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter.

Beer doesn't get PMS.

ROA 057. Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them.

God created women because women couldn't cook.

* &lt;- Tribble + &lt;- Tribble With Mange.

You can't reason with someone who has a twisted mind.

Mulder: The truth is out there

Chandler: Oh no, two women love me, and they're both beautiful, my

Combat: Mines are equal opportunity weapons

"How's our little gun toting trollop?" Mike Nelson

Emoticon: :-[ User is a Vampire

* &lt;-- Tribble + &lt;-- Positive Tribble

Xanthony = Piers Anthony

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When in Doubt, Vote GOP (until Clinton's Gone!)

BBS number still engaged? Can't be, Star Trek's on TV isn't it?!

Fantestical!

A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk.

George Hatchew does his crossword puzzles on his computer!

Knock knock--who's there?--Land shark--oh, All, you silly gNO CARRIER

OJ Simpson Trial, See dis? De year de Great Bore came upon us all. What

I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

Rush, in Rio Linda

A gossip tells all but a wise man keeps a secret.

Tom Baker-4th Doctor-Now There's a REAL Hairstyle!

Keep smiling, you might fool yourself!

URB: Update, Resume and Branch

My blood type? WhyFolgers! Of course.

Yo' momma's so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk, it turns to chees

JOHN BELUSHI - I'm a SOUL, man

Quit clowing around up there! -- Dr. Forrester



DILATE: To live too long

Yo' momma's so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow

Next time, @TO, insert brain, THEN type.

Sdnah ruoy no emit fo tol a evah tsum uoY

RUSH agrees with ME

X is an integer, Tom declared.

Yesterday I couldn't spell "computer programmer". Now I are one

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URA Redneck if: You've used lard in bed.

People in Massachusetts must be stupid - they re-elected Ted Kennedy!

Jim! Scotty's snorted the dilithium crystals again

Hero if you save a whale. Save a baby, and go to jail

Unlucky: Your tax refund cheque bounces.

Clinton's E-Mail:dumb-ass@whitehouse.gov

Real Programmers drive VWs - in need of paint

Registered Telix User - AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!

CHEMISTS do it in test tubes

Huh huh huh m huh huh m huh. 2400 baud sucks! - v.bis

What has posterity ever done for me?

Good Tags Never Die! They Just Get Swiped.

Zenocide: The killing of ancient philosophers

"He looks like a giraffe and I love him." Barbara Stanwyck

Now what are we going to do? - Bashir

Reverse direction/Alimentary canal/SPAM spews from the mouth

Very skinny extras make Colossus look big

Claudia, you've been a VERY, VERY naughty little girl. - Lestat

This is a virtual tagline

Pizza, blonds, and Star Trek... what a combination!

Have you noticed that they always hold these big beauty

QOTD: Sex is like everything else. To get it done right, do it yourself

Billary Clinton's Military Budget Cuts: Two men to a bed.

Shoulda got earthquake insurance.- Duncan MacLeod

'IwveS rejatlh nujIrSIy'ngan Dixon vayDonetngan logh! -ZF

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One life down, eight to go. Garfield

I . My Dog. I . My Cat. I . My Wife. I . days.

Kei and Yuri, Dirty Angels with a Lovely Pair.

I am TEXT of Borg: You will be ASCII-mulated!

Kazoo, recorder, bagpipe - 3 instruments that need to get a life

Make like a donkey herder and move your butt.

Yes I'm crazy, but I'm saving up to be eccentric.

A MARINE CAN STAND *ANYTHING*! -- Mr. Buzzcut

URA Redneck if you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.&lt;BR&gt;

FUNNY BOOK = Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse

God, stop laughing at us

Beware! She's armed and has premenstrual tension.

Ever eat your words? Some parts are edible.

ROA #019. Don't lie too soon after a promotion

Ura old-timer if you remember when, a baby-sitter was called Mother.

Did you get that, or do I HAVE to include a &lt;GRIN&gt;

Quit loafing in my van - Crow on bread truck

Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Olive, the other reindeer...

A teaspoon of kisses and a half a cup of squeeze

Last words: "I'll try to pick his pockets." {Pockets belonged to a level 30 mage.}

Programmers do it in loops.

*: *: *: *: My cat walks all over me :* :* :* :*

Vidi, Veni, Video (I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!)

Never stand when you can sit

"I told him we already have a Holy Grail..."

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Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; You'll go down in Listerine

Guitars better than women: You can make your guitar as tight as you want

Fungi do it sporadically.

Rule #3: Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost at Dabo again.

Zen and the Art of EchoMail... Be the tagline

OH NO! Not ANOTHER learning experience!

Company Is Going Under: They start paying everyone in sea shells.

A gossip is a person who jumps to conclusions.

Quilting is my passion (chocolate comes in a close second)

Qmodem... When you only have time for the best!

Forecasting is the art of saying what will happen, and then explaining why it didn't!

Pandora, get away from that box!!

Zunk Error: No frizzits in the blurf

The "Light at the end of the tunnel" may be dragon's fire

URA Redneck if you find yourself in the same grade as your uncle.

Never ask a programmer to say "When"

"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations

Just in case you wanted the source of those

X's and, said Tom wisely. -Edward J O'Brien

Pascal programmers do it on the heap.

I may be a SHEEPLE but I'm not going to get fleeced by William Cooper!

He guides me and the bird -- Robert Browning

Life would be easier if we could read the source code

I'm suffering from HWS - Hockey Withdrawl Syndrome

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The Automated Episode Guide by Snake-Byte Incorporated!

Tagline imminent

ja sam tu slucajno i prokleto sam ljut

Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer. Now I are won

A guy asked me if I had the time. I said yes, but not right now. - sw

Go. Leave this place. They are not for you. - Ambassador Kosh

EVERY DAY THE WORLD TURNS OVER ON THE MAN ON TOP

I quit drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.

Formatting universe 0.00000000000000000000000000000001% done

Oxymoron: Linear curve.

John's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!

Recipe Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In

Forrester: Baywatch can wait for now, Frank

The only intelligent fundy... is an ex-fundy. - Steve Rose

A beer doesn't care when you come home.

Nuke the unborn communist baby gay whales for Jesus!

Q: What do call a polite technician?

Puttsway - Leaning/teetering movements performed by golfers.

The Pot Hole at the End of the Universe

Reality is for those who can't handle wealth.

A minor setback...- Evil the Cat

We've got all the youth we need...we need a "Fountain of Smart!"

XI: Execute Invalid op-code

Oxymoron: Church of Scientology

ZPDUDA: Zippity doo dah

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Useless laws weaken the necessary laws. - Montesquieu

THINKING HURTS, it may lead to unpleasant truths!

OXYMORON: White rose

Those who can, Do. Those who can't, Criticize.

XMAS NARCISSISTIC::::Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

ZMODEM: It should be hooked up to zphone.

"I'm always nervous, everybody knows that!" - Barclay

I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!

Then you are in deep crud

Ura Montanan if your two favorite tools are made by Smith & Wesson.

For all that is given up, even more is gained. "M Scott Peck"

&gt;sniff&lt; You didn't put a single tagline in your message. &gt;sniff&lt;

"Bother," said @F as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon

Quid fit?

401938319

Dirty Pair vs. the Borg: "Fault is irrelevant."

KILL, v.t. To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.

Prophylacteries: For those who like to play when they pray.

So Old -Her birthday cake has been declared a fire hazard.

'And you may never come back again'

Out of the closets and into the streets!

VGA Planets - different emotion ev'ry Host's day

Q: Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A: They couldn't find their eraser

CAUTION! Blue Wave roaring through here!

(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)ay Kaddish

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Those who'd trade freedom for security, receive neither

Vivisection is a crime. Unless you use a mime.

GORE = Gennifer's Only Remaining Enterprise

What do catfish eat? Micefish?

PUNNY BOOK: The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz.

Often the best way to win is to forget to keep score. - M.E. Murphy

BBS Lingo: TTYRS: Talk To You Real Soon?

Bob Morgan reminds me of London - Always in a fog.

No mushy keyboards, please

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -- Eleanor Roosevelt

Just the Fax, Ma'am - you can keep the photocopier.

Fundamentally, there may be no basis for anything.

URA Redneck if: Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch

Ura Montanan if you are a Kenny Rogers fan.

Duct tape, the handyman's secret weapon!--Steve (Red Green) Smith

HHGTTG: A hoopy frood really knows where his towel is

When exceptions outnumber rules, exchange them

Nothing's foolproof, as there's no finite number of fools

Post no taglines

URA Redneck If U have more than two brothers named Bubb

We do not have the First Ones to help us this time. - Delenn

I came, I saw, I faxed a Dopefish.

Jury: Twelve people too dumb to get out of jury duty

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended

Oh, for crying out loud.. you know I love you

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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YOU can double your money, @TOFIRST@! Here's how: fold it in half!

Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating!

Famous last words: "The DM won't let us die!"

(Bits of ice hitting hull) "Captain, we're being hailed."

Press &lt;Ctrl-Alt-Del&gt; now to access the Spam recipe file section

Kids are great! Breaded toddlers, deep fried, YUMMY!

Ze human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill. Even with a chainsaw.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Overtime pay for police officers is called copper nitrate

Less is more.

You're having far too much fun at my expense.

When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully. -- Russian Proverb

Neelix's Ocampa lover, Kes -- USS Voyager

The Battle of Bannockburn will never be forgotten by Scottish people

"Bother," said Pooh, as @F cheated on him

Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?

A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.

You are cool and we are not.

Limbaugh: He *is* a Right-Wing Fatso!

CAUTION! Stupidity may prove fatal if used excessively.

Take a ride on the tide with the assassin at your side.

Hey, I've progressed! Stopped spelling it "geneology" last year!

You can have my two cents worth for free!!

Ura Montanan if you know Rocky Mountain Oysters are not seafood.

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Death is denominated the extreme penalty

Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.

What if there was a sexual revolution but no one came?

Death cures cancer.

XTalk - NetEast - Rockville, MD

A blond's speed limit is 68, at 69 she blows a rod!

Get a new car for your wife - if anyone will swap

Everybody's Special! That's what makes us Unique Individuals!

XRS! - You've got the right one baby! Uh HUH!!

Was das Leben betrifft, sind wir alle Amateure

War is good for business.

Ollie ollie, ollie ollie ollie, ollie ollie incomplete, baby.

Theres noth'n more exciting than a dirty thought in a nice clean mind.

Connection Made. Place $.25 in slot on top of monitor!

Death: God's tagline.

URA Redneck if: your all-time favorite movie is Cannonball Run.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account

Early to bed and early to rise makes people suspicious

Barney = Barney bashing tags

How clean you are!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? @FN@ cleaning the mouse!

You know it's a bad day when ... you put both contact lenses in the same eye

Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Waiter, waiter! There's a Vole in my soup!

You're A Redneck if: you think cow tipping is an Olympic sport.

Knowledge is of two kinds: we know the subject ourselves, or we know where to find information upon it. - Samuel Johnson

Don't ask me to explain, I don't understand it either

Time, the subtle thief of youth

XMAS Personality Disorder::Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why.

FUNNY BOOK = When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant

VIRUS.EXE: Error #72. This program requires MS Windows.

Xenobiology was never my forté

Oooh, smells like grandma's purse - Frank on kerchief

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers -Alfred Tennyson

Zipped or Unzipped - THAT is the Question

Good MOOOOOOOORNING, Viet-NAAAAAM!!! - Robin Williams

You forgot because you were distracted by foolishness! - Worf

Bartender, set up a tab for me. Dan's buying the beer!

Ura Redneck If U've ever done Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

DESQview: Windex for Windows

Clinton - 57% is less than 43%, Clintonomics rules supreme

Do Gay termites eat wood peckers?

Beauty is but skin deep, but what of Cardassians?

You just listed all my best features! - Cat

Moderator Error: Moderator deleted.

I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE ... and I don't take any DRUGS

To speed is human, to get caught, de fine

E-nthusiastically E-xchanging E-mail can E-xhaust all my E-nergy!

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MOM'S HINT #038: "Wait till your father gets home" is a cop-out.

Life is like a box of chocolates.....after Deanna Troi has eaten them

Visit the Hooterville Petting Zoo and pet the hooters

Grow your own dope. Plant a politician!

Out for a byte, back in a bit

Less than half the cars I own start any more...what's wrong with that?

No way I'm going to use an off-line mail reader!

Discover all unpredictable errors before the occur

Kickers do it for extra points.

Everytime I think I know where it's at, they shift it!

Fire a warning shot acrossed her bow!

recipe Out To Lunch. Back in an hour.

Jesus - Eternal Combustion Protection

Variables won't; constants aren't. - Osborn

People who usually throw kisses are lazy

You don't look like Charlie Chaplin, Baldric. You don't have a moustache

Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!

Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.

Coming Soon - ANCESTRAL MEMORIES, Win Genie Pgm, with Photo support!

Kosh is really --- Luke Skywalker. You are not ready for the force.

Losing your drivers' license is God saying "Walk!"

"I must be released from my earthly Prison"-Amanda Krueger

A probe wasted 20 minutes of my life & all I got was this damn flute!

$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy.

polygon: Dead parrot

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden

Did you try all the emergency rooms? -- Crow T. Robot

Due to a tragic typo, the church bulletin announced a sinning service

URA Redneck if you want to be DJ when you grow up.

What is this need of yours for costumes, Q? - Picard

ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

Hey, Captain! I just created a black ho}].&lt;c3

Yur tearline iz tearing my tearline apart

Forgive me father for I have...MURDERED! - Tom

Crow: You guys talkin' about my butt?

Oh, a magic door! Well, why didn't you say? - Cat

UNNERPANTS JERRY! UNNERPANTS!!!

Gavel doesn't quite hit the bench.

New Borg Movie: Bedknobs and Borgsticks.

Good advice works best when the giver takes his own

Prodigy says: All the world is a stage.&lt;dat&gt;

Neither provides those three little dots, I just add them.

od mojih tuznih ljubavi ostajes samo ti.

URA Redneck if you've ever lost your wife in a poker game.

Computer song..."M-I-C-K-E-Y A-P-P-L-E".

Debugging--Removing bugs, Programming--Putting them in.

A platitude a day keeps the normal away.

The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless

Here, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----&lt;----&lt;@

Zeroes and ones will take us there. -- Jesus Jones

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Happiness can't buy you money.

This sentence is false.

Zapped or gassed or put to sleep, at least he won't make one more peep.

Quite a long distance call, isn't it?" - FM on talking with God 3x11

They begins as Maids Of Honour, but they ends up as Tarts. - G. Ogg

Ziggy says this one may be a little tricky. -- Al Calavicci

Zaphod loved effect, it was what he was best at. - HHGTTG

Never argue with the Divine Right of SysOps.

Peter Norton saved my Momma and Data.............

XPRESS - the fastest way to get around the world.

You're living proof that wisdom doesn't come with age!

What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar? A bounced Czech.

USELESS INVENTION: Particle board tent stakes.

What this country needs is a GOOD $129 9600 baud modem.

Quarken: A Ferengi Financial Program

My God, I have no idea! - Kira

The Drawing Lesson - By Art Master

Raptor * And you thought you were tough!

Read my lipsNo more cows, man.

Multitasking -- v. Reading in the bathroom

Zippy says:

running with a few dim tubes

When Morn shouts, _everybody_ listens!

ZZZZZZZ This Tagline is taking a nap ZZZZZZZ

X WARNING! Removal of this tagline prohibited by law!!!

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Used Taglines for sale. $10 each.

He's the reason why we sing/He's the King of Kings...-Barren Cross

This afternoon is favorable for romance. Try a single pe

Pros are those who do their jobs even when they don`t feel like it.

I'm Blinking Spirit of Borg: Resistance is &lt;plink&gt;

Calling at the highest speed for me right NOW!

Poor @N@: a few fish short of a string

Dogma Man: able to leap tall tales with a single leap of faith EF

The cake and the cookies and the underwear were all delicious.-Radar

"Brother," said Pooh, as Piglet stabbed him repeatedly.

Never settle with a bullet what you can settle with a flame-thrower

BLACK OR WHITE....MICHAEL JACKSON

Perfect was the life of king.

Once upon a time

KISS---Boo-booectomy.

Keep Taking Care, Orville.

"Don't call me `little', you obnoxious dip!" -Charles

Friends often desert you in time of need. Enemies can be found anytime you need them. --Ben Lichtenberg

A democrat's charity is limited only by your income

Xronia Poula -Greek Christmas

Hope this helps! (Of course, else I wouldn't have bothered to post it)

Lockport, land of Pelicans, Hot dogs and Catfish

Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

Kissing may be the language of love but money still does the talking.

DOOM problem No.4 : Life is like a box of Chocolates.

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On a child's T-Shirt: My human experiance is just beginning.

Have you ever: picked up sailors (marines, soldiers)?

Volatile Storage - A disk drive filled with nitroglycerine.

Quayle Library Burns: Comic Collectors Devastated!

Lesbians are a girl's best friend!

You're really hard up if you snag *this* recipe.

Panama driving: At all costs, don't spill your beer.

Laugh at yourself- the God/dess loves company, and You!

Bimbore: Using the word like more than 5 times in a sentence.

MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.

* &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Dribbles

Only try to do a better job. Picard Ha, ha, ha. Q

Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.

Luke: "I'm not afraid." Yoda: "Oh, you will be. You will be."

For the first time you've done it again. -- Hawkeye to Zale

He's trying to peel him, thinks he's a banana -Tom on ape

Kelnyth's axiom #115: Girls: NEVER admit you can type.

She's been known to move fast.

Zop ! Stolipei !

Rush Limbaugh: Redefining Greatness on the Radio!

MOM (M)ultitasking (O)ffspring (M)anager

"Bother," said Pooh, as he used the rest of his Combat Pool

Fifty bucks, same as downtown!

Gary say: Time for answering messages should = Time for Taglines. :-)

X-RAY ASTRONOMERS do it with with high energy

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Jesus is coming - if He's late, your next savior is free!

God invented women because sheep can't cook.

My family tree was used for firewood.

My Twit filter just twitted You.

VIRUS: The computer world's version of natural selection.

Modem: What landscapers do to dem lawns.

NASCAR - Where speed excels!

FRENCH TICKLER............A guy with a feather from Paris

Liberal Rule #3 - Arguments are lost only to bigots.

Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Mickey, Goofey

Even for an alien, this one is pretty alien

Faulty logic -- a foundation for certain failure.

Every mosquito bite in history was caused by a female.

* &lt;- Tribble *- &lt;- Tribble With A Chainsaw

A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everwhere.

Saving price

* Widows made to order. Send us your specifications [El Paso TX]

Just 2 drinks and I become: Patsy, the Wonderbat!!!

"I ought to cast you out or smite you or something." - Q

You and me against the world? Great! When do we attack?

XMAS DEPRESSION::::Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

Luggump - Luggage that goes round the claim belt that no one claims

You can never be too careful when it comes to living carefree.

Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

We're born with pain. We're dead embryonic cells.

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Formula the only real sport for men.

Confucius Say; but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

Oxymoron: true confessions

Quite painless, actually, but there's no known antidote. Thelev

Beware of geeks bearing graft

Headline: Woman is pregnant, thanks to her sister

I am Paul Simon of Borg: Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart.

Law of Combat: If short of everything but enemy, you're in combat zone.

On a clear GIF you can compress forever

Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired.

Liberal Rule: Never cite sources whether they exist or not.

URA Redneck if your front license plate has "Foxy Lady" in airbrush.

SHORTEST BOOK: Successful Applications Of Artificial Intelligence

* &lt;- Tribble * o * &lt;- Tribbles playing Frisbee

Valuable things are not cheap.

Louisiana: It is illegal to drive barefoot.

URA Redneck If Ur rear tire are twice as wide as the front ones

None of your 87 cats lower the toilet seat either

Few believe that a guy over *50* can be interested in anything *new*!

Dogs think they are human. Cats believe they are God

A man is a old as he is feeling. A woman is as old as she looks

I no longer treasure life, not even my own. Karidian

Death: To stop sinning suddenly. -- Ellen Hubbard

Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he reported Huey, Dewey and Louie for vandalism

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Ewwww! Now I have earth cooties! - Yoda (Animaniacs)

Like a bat out of Hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes

BBBB: Byte Baudy Bit and Branch

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved

* &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Scribbles.

Four hundred pages, when lawyers are concerned, is filler

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the bird.

Look Orville, the bat signal!

Pssst...Armadillosarebabytrolls...passiton.

Everyone must row with the oars they have

You ARE a Cardassian, Ensign. EMHP

XXXXXXXX ++appy ++olidays XXXXXXXX

I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts.

"How can you fire Van Halen from Van Halen?" -- Beavis

DSP. one before.. ESP !!!

Kafka, Kafka, Kafka. It's always Kafka with you.--Iain Twolan

Seize time by the forelock

README file from the NetHack game

Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window,

Evil? Hell, I've done more of it than most men

URA Redneck If U own a denim leisure suit

"Bother," said Pooh, as he was shot by a sniper on the grassy knoll

Don't let go of what you've got hold of, until you have hold of something else. -- First Rule of Wing Walking

XYZ - By C. My Willie

You might experiment, just for giggles and grins

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ValuCom: The BBS for the rest of us!

Knock firm but softly. I like soft firm knockers.

Janeway Burger: All bun

Just what the war needed. Extra innings. -- Hawkeye

* &lt;- Tribble *$ &lt;- Tribble leaving the bank

Everybody hates me 'cause I'm so paranoid

Chocolate - Tastes good and improves your sex life.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking

The tuna tastes bland without the dolphin

We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong

* &lt;- Tribble -*-*-*- &lt;- Tribble kabob.

QLF?" "RGR, rt ft is tired. :-}

Locked my coat hanger in the carthank God I had my key.

UhIs FIRE supposed to shoot out of it like that?

ACTOR: A man who tries to be everything but himself

What sushi bar!? That was my aquarium!

WAYS TO SKIN A CAT #137: tweezers

No thought found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)

Let's do the Time Warp again! - Transylvanians

Cats may share a house with you, but dogs share your home.

Press any key to format C:, or press any other key to quit

Clean your monitor, I can't see out!

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. ─ Steven Wright

Veni,Vidi,Vici

Thes Talgine Meats awl U.S. Guvermnint standerds

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.

Plastering my name all over this place.

Hello, sailor

Rush Limbaugh: The voice of married first-cousins...

BBS Lingo: WIBAMU: Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle

Watch it Smithers! That sponge has corners, you know. - Monty Burns

I am Thylveth-ter of Borg. Prepare to be attthhhimilated

A kids idea on science: "In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes."

I'm tired of being arrested! - Minda to Mel Mental

Fundamentalism: Believe in a kind, loving God or we'll kill you.

Nothing will cook your goose faster than a hot tongue.

"Hey Butthead, change it or kill me." - Beavis

Vacationers do it in a leisure way.

Kiss my clown feet that I haven't killed you -Holo Clown

Jesus saves . . . passes to Gretzky . . . he shoots, he SCOOOOOORES!!

Early birds get worms but a 2nd mouse gets the cheese

What do 150 Smurfs do at a football game? ... The Blue Wave!

* &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Shaved Tribble.

X is irrelevant

GHOST: Shoreline, as in "I live on the ghost."

Don't say during sex: "I've got pussy breath."

My computer goes down on anybody.

Six of one, ((one_gross)/12) * 0.5 of another

Que sera, salary: What will be, gets paid.

A nickname is the heaviest stone the devil can throw at a man.

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Everyone out there is someone else's lunch. --Mike Niebuhr

Kill him. Animate dead, then kill him again.

"Have a seat and I'll be out within three shakes of a lamb's tail." -Mia

Your paycheck will be assimilated! -- Clinton of BorgY

God created the world in hope that he would make a prophet

Vulcans never bluff. - Spock

Jazz - the highest common denominator!

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy

Where is the National Nipple? - Rush Limbaugh

Sysop (n): A being that never sleeps, eats or has any MONEY.

MS-DOS or IBM-DOS? What's the diff?... Arghhhhhh!

Varnish one's cane

To boldly go where no one has gone off topic before!

Oh, very good Worf. Eat any good books lately?

Kramer saw me naked. How can I go on?' - Elaine

Janeway of Borg: "You'll be assimilated, or face deadly force!"

Four word tag line

Q: What does a blonde say after sex? A: "So, are you all on the same team?

%RWOC Read Writing On Card

Just say "NO!" to the New World Order, and shout "YES!" to Jesus!!

CIVIL ENGINEERS do it with an erection

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? --Satires.

Oh, bother, said Pooh, _I'M_ Brian of Nazareth!

Big or small, liberals tax them all.

Keep Oregon GREEN! Send money

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A fool & his money are invited everywhere.

On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry to you.

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks

Politics: n [Poly "many" / tics "blood-sucking parasites]

"Dammit, Beavis, if there's one thing I know, it's chicks." - Butthead

I won't play 'Stupid' with @FROMFIRST@... @TOFIRST@'s MUCH better at it!

ZIPPER MAKERS do it on the fly.

Yo'momma lips are so big she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

Murphy's Military Law #5: The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it

"Crap." - Mulder (War of the Coprophages)

Koji novi tag da napisem za vas koji citate?

Vojvodina moja domovina!!!

XO: Execute Operator

ZMODEM - French for a telecommunications device.

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

URA Redneck if: you've spray-painted your girl's name on an overpass.

Economists DO IT risk-free (in reference to risk-free interest rate).

'C' string-bikini operators - untie(TOP)

Cat Toy: Any object on the ground

Headline: NEW HOUSING FOR ELDERLY NOT YET DEAD

KIDS: Reason why the cigarette was invented

Serious tagline

Generic Brown Label Tagline

OS/2 is to computing as Etch-A-Sketch is to art

Remember when Star Trek meant only the one with Spock in it?

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QOTD: "She was so tough she rolled her own tampons."

Shell to DOS....Come in DOS....Do you copy? &lt;groan&gt;

Old Singapore proverb: Hot bums cool hot heads.

Maltese Alien: Been there, done that!

Keep your promises no matter what. - H. Jackson Brown Jr

Palindrome: I moan, "Live on, O evil Naomi!"

Fastest Gun In The West - By Everett Deready

Damn, where did I leave my AK47. I had it at McDonalds

QUARTET(n):4 people who think the other 3 can't sing.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Default %JH3 recipes

Violence in the voice is often only the death rattle of reason in the throat. - John Boyes

Don't judge people by their relatives.

Get out of the road, if you want to grow old

RP: Read Printer

A Caterpillar.........An upholstered worm

Do NOT trust ANY Government that insists on disarming its Citizens.

Knowledge for labor, honor for risk

What's the worst thing about sex with a blonde? Bucket seats

Oxymoron: Committee decision

Hello ... hello ... is there anyone out there??

Orville's About as bright as a black hole.

OXYMORON: Sybaritic restraint

Circus comes to town

I am Fudd of Borg: Resistance is usewess!

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So...this is HELL, huh? Not what I imagined at all!

A sheep doesn't fly so much as plummet! M. Python

Blessed are they that mourn; for they will be comforted.

Jesus saves - he shops at Walmart!

Did you hug yourself today?

I think I'm going to do something evil again. (Kasumi Tendo)

Noah might have saved dinosaurs with Zip instead of Arc

You can drink 'em pretty, but can you drink 'em young?

Underwear of the 90s: Stainless steel chain mail with security lock.

No one's ever raped a .38

OS/2 WARP - The sane way to jump out of windows.

SOPRANOS do it in unison

The Social Contract : Man is born free but everywhere is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

You have to wonder about any period in history in which p

"Don't go behind the couch. That's where the crack monster lives!"

Reality is for people who can't take science fiction

Zenon C. R. Hansen, Chairman of Mack Trucks, was an Eagle Scout.

* &lt;-- Tribble -*- &lt;-- Tribble Hula-Hooping.

Gonads: The Man's Thinking Tools.

Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Olive, the other reindeer...

Now we give you @TOFIRST@ and his inflatable doll!

Do androids dream of electric sheep ?

Off the modem, through the phone line, nothing but net.

Recipe Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In

This movie's too clever to let that drop - Mike

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Zackary reads Homer in the original Greek, but doesn't know Greek.

When all you have is sour cream, every problem looks like a potato

Right now they're all making their own gravy - Crow

Keep an open mind, but don't let your brain fall out

Eat more sheep. 10,000 coyotes can't be wrong

Can anyone tell me how to burn up Caps Lock without burning TAB?

Dollar Bill says: "Show your patriotism. Send me money."

Welcome to Hell, here's your Macintosh.

A little light in the loafers!

Zaphod loved effect, it was what he was best at. - HHGTTG

"Bother," said Pooh, as the whole of creation disintegrated.

Run all you want. You can't keep me out of your dreams

&lt;*singing*&gt; I hate you. Where's a tree? Let's all go and hang Barney!

Even if it can't possibly go wrong, it will

Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?

Smith & Wesson: The ultimate point & click user interface.

* &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Tribble.ZIP (v1.10) &lt;- Tribble.ZIP (v2.04)

Headlines: NUNS DROP SUIT; BISHOPS AGREE TO AID THEM

High explosives and school don't mix -Bart

Boop boop bee boop. - M. Monroe

God has always been hard on the poor.

He is almost a statesman. He lies well.

Sittin' in the Krystal about as drunk as we could be.

Keep it together, Mr. Paris. Janeway

Everything I say can stand on its own two faces

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What Kodak & condoms have in common:They both capture great moments!

Press ANY key to continue. Where's my ANY key???

Do not anger the dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

AACK! My brain has started to shrink!!

sooner or later you'll be a he-man woman hater

God bless America, quick!

Let no good deed go unpunished.

A knavish tagline sleeps in a foolish ear. - Tagspeare

United States

Just testing this tagline

Suppose it turns out we understand you humans all too well? - Q

* &lt;- Tribble [*] &lt;- Tribble wearing headphones

Let's make a pact about drinking...let's never stop. - Hawkeye

ZIP ads are lame Lame LAME! - Far Out - Sysop of RSC

I married Miss Right. I didn't know her first name was Always

"Bother!" said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag.

Emporer: Take your weapon...strike me down with all of your hatred

BartBoard: High explosives and school don't mix

Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.

That parrot is not dead,its pining for the fjords

Join the TAGLINE CHAIN !!, adopt and add 1. This one is copy #2

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. --Abraham Lincoln

A simple solution: Hang up!

Xmas list, item #1: a 48-hour day!

Poor @N@: All hot air, no baloon

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Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses

Prejudice is opinion not supported by evidence

Everyone who is for abortion was at one time a feces. Peter Grace

HHGTTG: Earth: Mostly Harmless

Moving in silent desparation

The Demo Zone - 081 5978174 - After 5pm - Try before U bu

Quack!

I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is used.

A completed Family History? I'd like to see THAT!

Don't send any money, we'll bill you

DON'T LOOK!!!!!!!!! ...Too late

Honey, it's post-partem...PUT DOWN THE MODEM

A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

"Look how ugly he really is!" Kirk on Gorgan

Line noise provided by U.S. West Communications!!!

Now! -- Scorpions

Supercalanarcolepticextrahalitosis.--Red Green

Quit work and play for once!

A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far.

Zucchini sci-fi movie: "Garden Wars" with Zuke Skywalker.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Keep the oily side down

She's NOT a brunette! I can see those blond roots!

X - Is there a recipe that starts with X?

"Hehehehehe.... 2400 bps sucks!" - V.Bis and Baudhead.

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Somehow I can't imagine you ever being little, Bowler. -Brisco

A beautiful story. It gets you right here, doesn't it? Q

Never Argue With a skunk, mule, woman, moderator, Sysop.

Virgin, n. - One who might be called a "notyeterosexual"

Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

Scary: Green Dragon - Funny: Green Dragon in string bikini

A poor man's holodeck: A tab of acid and a glass of water.

Ura Montanan if you use the wind to blow-dry your hair.

OFFLINE 1.52 "Fish and guests smell in three days."

HABIT, n. A shackle for the free.

Cheap HMO: Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

ValuCom: Anything else is for the 12 year old rlies

* &lt;- Tribble &gt;&gt;&gt;*&gt; &lt;- Steve Martin Tribble

Kermit the frog meets Xmodem the bird

A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true

Luck: n, A BITCH playing Cattle Futures.

Your neutrinos are drifting. ■ Robin Leffler

Wait'll I find my sword!

"Loved, become better control, entire hope." Jake

Put away the ocean and sweep up the wood. -- Auden

Cats: Great for earmuffs, tiny throw rugs, and slippers

ping.....ping.....ping.....BURP! Six pack detected - and terminated!

Elf-Eating Giant Space Hamster.

Make like a bowel and move.

RATED (G) for GRIN

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Vulcan food has gone bad when Klingons start asking for the recipe.

Mouse not found: Delete KITTY.CAT (Y/N)?

Don't want to he the Furry sitting on the OJ jury

Geez, what did you do to my poor little recipe!?

A cat with no destination is never lost

You ain't never had a friend like me! - Saddam to that kid

A shortcut....longest distance between two points

Riding your bike on ice is not as exciting as planning it.

Shock! -watch the monkey get hurt, monkey.

Let everything with breath praise the LORD

ZlWnd two and TURN - Tom as bad actor turns around

Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal!

Harry Mudd: Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him

A Fool, A Tool, A Pool; LOOPALOOTALOOFA!

Gargantua Blargg and Flamer Guy are free of the curse!

URA Redneck If Ur idea of going formal is a black truck.

Clinton's memory is the only part of him subject to Selective Service.

PUNNY BOOK = I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money.

Many people own cats - and go on to lead normal lives.

The holodeck safeguards are not functioning. Worf

She isn't as insane as we make her out to be.

Power corrupts. Absolut Vodka corrupts absolutely

* -- Tribble *....-- Mama Tribble and seven Tribblings.

Xronia Poula -Greek Christmas

JABBA: WYSLRN ─ What You See Looks Really Neat

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Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Zen and the Art of EchoMail: Be the message... Be the tagline

XYZZY... Nothing happens.

What do you call guys that hang out with musicians? Drummers.

The mere absence of war is not peace. - John F. Kennedy

He is playing hockey with a warped puck

On a quiet night, you can hear a FORD rust!

A few pages short of a book.

A mind is a terrible thing to OOOOH a new video game!

We preserve our freedom using three boxes: ballot, jury, and cartridge.

Old hackers never die - they just exit to a higher shell.

PRUNING family trees is NOT allowed.

"I did not have the opportunity to meet Mr. Kim." Tuvok

XMAS!....Put Christ back in Christmas..and have a merry one!

BG&BGSU's cut$ are going into Toledo Carty's condo?Sentnl

A Butt-head virus would be annoying! uh huh huh uh Your system sucks!

Hey beavis... Huhhuh.. checkout Vampire "D"... Huhhuh

Kill not Man for food unless we might perish.

Z-MODEM (n): Name for modem after being given a tranquilizer

A critic knows the way but can't drive the vehicle.

Dalek Cheerleaders: 2-4-6-8, who shall we exterminate?

Klipstein's Law: Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of assembly

Gosh, All!, the young girl panted, Your HARD DISK is so BIG!

X programmers DO IT with clients and servers

UNREST---What parents get when a child is sick.

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Rudin's Law: If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time

PUNNY BOOK: Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for possessing pirated software

"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a Klingon out of my hat!"

Euphemism Trek: He's dearly departed, Jim!

"Boss's always in a good mood when the heroin arrives." -- Nelson

Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Jane! Help! Jaaaaaaaaaane!

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was quite surprised!

Does the name "Quasimoto" ring a bell?

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be taglines

She'll launch on time and she'll be ready! - Scotty

Useless Invention: Breathable space suit.

OXYMORON : Friendly takeover

Everything falls faster than an anvil

Planet Earth has been UNREGISTERED for 6,978,253,410.983 years.

Be friendly, Hawaiian style. Give someone a lei!

Orville is actually a HUGE Rush Limbaugh fan.

Valiant Icatia was the last of the Sarpadian empires to fall

XT startup. Current date is Friday 01-04-1980. 04?? Friday???

Sector not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (H)ire new navigator?

Fire! Fire! Your computer's on FIRE!

We're going to make a big change here! Mr. Becker

Old immortals never die, they justdon't.

"I want to know what makes that thing tick." Kirk

Jon is not going to be happy about this. Garfield

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KIRK: I want to talk to Star Fleet Command

My opinions should be your opinions

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart

Orvilles elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

Chro! Matic! Death! Uhhh!

Yes. Good. Bayleth

Of course it hurts! It's *supposed* to hurt! It's a phaser! - Quark

Slam bam, I'm feeling alright

Normally you'd have to eat something illegal to be *that* crazy.

Scotty Scale: CAPTAIN The Springs, they're buckling!

Lee "Press-On" Wood - Crow on name in credits

Damn it, Beavis, if there's one thing I know, it's chicks. --Butt-Head

People who throw trash out car windows are trashy people.

Ura Redneck If Ur wading boots double as dress pants.

Must sell health food store due to failing health.

JERUSALEM (Phenome) activates any Saturday

Famous Last Words: Seat Belts, We don't need no stinking Seat Belts.

V_o^o_V Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.

Zebra, n. - A bra 25 times larger than an A-bra

War fact #234: If the enemy is in range, so are you.

Scouting - It's only an hour a week!!

Has the update repaired this?

ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay

Variable Not Found.

Uh-oh! This isn't good. I've seen good before, and this isn't it.

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Join AAA-AA ... the car club for people who are driven to drink.

A garment may succeed!

Veja Du: The feeling that you have always been elsewhere before.

Documentation - The toilet paper of programming

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, Chuck?

URA Redneck if you don't like those 'new-fangled' people.

Quick! Bring the hammer! There's a fly on Geco's nose.

Hmmm...when was the last time the Tooth Fairy visited you?

There have been several women who've given me heartache. But the pain you give me is farther down

URA Pagan Redneck if: you think Brooks and Dunn are the Gemini Twins.

Queens never make bargains

"Do you have a nipple... uh... CIGARETTE!" -- Tom Servo

TACT: Making guests feel at home when you wish they really were.

What was the greatest thing _before_ sliced bread?

Never say during sex: but you just started!!

Bloody Jesus, n. Israeli vodka served with thorns

XT.TAG (with one other non-"XT" for fun):

You had a vasectomy, so I'll still be a virgin? No worries then.

Babylon 5---Our last, best hope for television SF.

Kindly present it to that monument in there. - 007 (O.H.M.S.S.)

I love watching Full House! @!#$&$ NO CARRIER

"Is anyone still unclear as to the supper situation?

Ura Redneck if stealing road signs is a family outing.

QOTD: Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing

URA Redneck if you brother-in-law is also your uncle.

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A hydrogen bomb will brighten your day

Men would be angels. Angels would be gods. -- Pope

C'ya! Virus Remover: Removed EGO from All.SYS

Prism: a place for light waves that commit refractions.

You could play with your magic nose goblins. - Ren Hoek

-WARNING- The TOPIC COP is watching!.

Software containing Sonny's account of women in his past: CHERWARE.

A Thousand Pints of Lite!

"I refuse the offer," the union leader said strikingly.

Just program it [Arthur's brain] to say 'where's the tea?' -Zaphod

John Hancock these, and Hail Mary. &lt;General&gt;

Join me, two dogs, and a vicar

Hay Rush!! Liberals stopped child labor and child abuse!!

(c) 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights weserwved. Hehehehe.

Bad Band Name #564: Urge to Anthropomorphise

XT for sale: see Marine Supplies Conference

Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us...or die.

Messenger is to your mail reader as jeweler is to a beautiful woman.

Recipes, they're not just for hard drives any more.

Our times: Man cripples self to get handicap parking

Moving past the uvula... -- Mike Nelson

Q: How does Bill Clinton say "F*** you"? A: "Trust me."

Rock 'n' eggroll. -- Crow T. Robot

Roddy Piper: ...you're right

A bank is a place with a simple philosophy: no deposit, no return

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Look, I'm standing naked before you. -- Tori Amos

Que sera, Sahara: What will be, gets sand in your shorts.

He's BRAKE dancing - Tom Servo as guy pumps brake pedal

Of course not. Gotta leave the best for last! :)

MVS PROGRAMMERS would do it, if RACF would let them.

Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing!

Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine

Don't be a terrorist's target - stay alive!

Chefs do it for dessert.

This message is a link. Click it

SRD: Switch to Random Density

PUNNY BOOK = What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel.

Earth calling Clinton, Earth calling Clinton

How do you like your blue eyed boy, Mr. Death.

Good! An action sequence (pause) AND it's over - Crow

Keep life simple... don't put your head through plexiglass.

Powerless over alcohol, our wives had become unmanageable

Gee, no wonder that chain around my neck is starting to chafe.

Have no friends not equal to yourself. Confucius (479 BC)

Have blaster - will travel

Healthy Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.

QOTD: "He's so egotistical he yells his own name when he comes."

Did you hear about the SysOp who died? She had a terminal illness!

Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniv. Al Bundy

Blonde VS a shower? The shower has to be turned on to get wet

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Guillotine operator wanted. Chance to get ahead.

Cut the abusers....cut the abusers...! Leave the thread!

Pepsi Trek: The Next Gen (Aack! Phptht!)

Freefall Sex: Not just for Star Trek fans anymore! Space:Above &

Or you could trade in your appliance and get a PC and an OLR.

God is not dead; S/He just doesn't give a s**t.

Blue Wave Reader v2.30. Released 12 February 1996! Try it!

I am NOW of Borg, prepare to be emasculated.

Jesus saves, Cthulhu forecloses.

No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools

Jesus: In Joel he is GOD'S DWELLING IN ZION

Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo.

You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person

Fredom of the Press = US Mint.

UTF: Use The Force

Properly trained, a human can be dog's best friend

Quick - Cheap - Good Pick 2. - Dennis Robertus

Klingons do not PLAY with toys. We EAT them.

XWING SUCKS!!!!! WC KICKS!!!

BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.

ROA 47: Don't trust a man with a better suit than you!

Blessed are the Elderly for they remember what we never knew.

Veni, Vici, Viagra ... I came, I saw, I needed a little help

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment -- halftime

When DOS grows up, it wants to be OS/2!

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What happens when a Marine gets Alzheimer's? His IQ goes up!

IMEZRU: I'm a zuru.

Great Canadian Lie #082: "This'll only take a second..."

Sex is an emotion in motion...

Report to Sickbay, Mr @LN@!

A lawyer at his/her best: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

Well, I got here with five minutes to spare, said Tom bitterly.

Jim, we're not trying to gang up on you! McCoy

Don't contemplate any action that will bring down the wrath of God

Just call me "Unicorn". Horny, and hung like a horse.

Yawn a more Roman way.

What if I paid you? Would you do it then? Please?

"Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?"

I can take Ken Norton in 4 - Crow gruffly as old woman

I commanded a group of ships for a week, Orville said fleetingly

Beam me aboard, Scotty. Sure. Will a 2x10 do?

A fool uttereth all his mind.

Piece of metal, piece of board, slap 'em together & you've got a Ford

Life is a timed event. Death is a timeless event.

We need all the friends we can get - Garibaldi

Future (The), n. - It isn't what it used to be

Don't say during sex: "I wanna go muff diving."

Make like a cause and get lost (lost cause).

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Bad or missing Sysop; begin download C:\*.* (Y/y)?

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Pessimistic Borg: "Assimilation is futile."

Koje sranje, bas sam mogo da napisem jos jednu poruku.

Some of you may not return.. the rest of you definitely won't -Yakko

Doesn't take a lot to amuse some people.

Jim, you don't ask The Almighty for his ID!

ZAPPA: Tax the churches!!!!!

When in doubt, ask somebody !

Masturbation: If you smoke when you finish, you're going way too FAST!!

Do not approach me unannounced! --Worf to Troi

URA Redneck if U're considered an expert on worm ranches

No need to be pessimistic. It wouldn't have worked anyway.

No longer a superhero! - MasterOfTheFlyingToupee

Pruning the Family Tree is NOT permitted!

I typed this in for my carpal tunnel syndrome

God created Adam & Eve - not Adam & Steve.

Happiness: Seeing the moderator's picture on a milk carton

Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

A bureaucracy can outwait anything.

Go soak your head - Hobbes

How come my taglines are funny, but yours STINK?

Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it. -- Alex Schure

Catch the Gold Wave!

Life...MTBF?

"Ensign. How do I get to Ten-Forward?" - Picard

Gen. Campbell was RIGHT!

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DOS bugs - They just keep on going, and going, and going

We're going to play a game. It's called "Is There A God?"

New from Maxis: SimWindows!

Old McDonald had a cheeseburger, E I E I O

OLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principals

Vampyra's World. Party time, excellent!

She's dressed like an Easter egg! -- Tom Servo

Eat at @F's

Never trust a smiling bard dating your only daughter.

Man that lightening sounds clo........NO CARRIER

My parallel port seems strangely perpendicular today

Floyd the Barber cuts his hair, F!, F!

Go ahead. Be naughty. Save Santa the trip

* &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- McTribble sandwich

What have I been busting my butt for? - Richie Ryan

Honey, pass the waffle syrup! Clinton's on TV again!

Blood is thicker than water, and much more tastier.

Be glad you don't get all the guvmint you pay fer.

Q: This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.

Look at me, Mr. MODERATOR, I'm an OFF-TOPIC TAGLINE! HAH!

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Cooperation: Doing with a smile what you have to do anyway.

A good turkey roast is a slippery foul ball

"I'm ODing on intrigue!" Crow T. Robot

Did you expect mere proof to sway his opinion?

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Liberalism gives a fish. Conservatism teaches how to fish.

Tanks -- they're a "male thing!"

Kitty Cats ... The Purrs of Life!

Purrson: A male kitty.

Ballpark food doesn't count as *real* food. - George SEINFELD

Uh-oh... I broke him. -- Crow T. Robot

Non-dairy tagline: low sodium - low cholesterol

"Bother," said Pooh, as he digested the razor blade in the apple

I feel good all under- Tom Servo

Programmers DO IT top down

I know what's what, and who's who, but have no idea why's why.

"Give me your even-better-than-coffee substitute." - Janeway

Here's some recipes from my sick little mind

He who is unable to dance says that the yard is stony

Hands up! GUN.COM Loaded

Spock on computer: It has the unfortunate tendency to giggle.

Bad DM!:A *PACK* of tarrasques?!?

Vampires are a pain in the neck.

New Seuss?: TOO MANY BLUE WAVES (v. 2.30)

Borg Pizza: One large pizza with extra assimilations, please.

What's it like on Kessel? Is it really THAT bad? - Curi. Explorer

kilohertz: Mortal injuries.

Ura Redneck if visiting relatives means getting mud on your tires.

I guess it's a girl thing

You are false data

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CHK the DSK yourself, for once!

"A is for apple." -- Hester Pyrnne

Virus Analysis Kit - some assembly required

Raining Cats and Dogs? Don't step in any poodles!

&lt;--- The BBS your mother warned you about.

HUMPTY DUMPTY - Rest In Pieces

Did you know General Custer wore an Arrow Shirt.

When better women are made, computer programmers will make them

Just a piece of friendly advice-- Jack Butler

"Bother" said Pooh as he descended down to Shayol Ghul.

Your brain is not on file... - Holo-Doc

Let a Field Service Engineer put it in

X programmers DO IT with clients and servers

Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education -- Mark Twain

You were right about me. Tell your sister... you were right

Jeffery Dahmer - Just another eating disorder victim.

Of all the vegetables in the world... only The Beat Goes On. (boooo!)

Family Trees are self-pruners... everyone dies in the end!

Zymurgy's law of volunteer labour: People are always available for work in the past tense

You might be a redneck if you have ever started a petition to have the national anthem changed to "Free Bird."

X: Sharp thinking comes in handy more often than sharp shooting.

What am I on to here? - Mulder "Monsters begetting monsters." - Matheson

Zed's dead Baby, Zed's dead! - Butch

Error locating MAFIA.EXE - program not executed.

Quick! I see a moderator! Change the subject, FAST!

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Vacancy on the top floor.

Uncle Rasta's Online Service for the Mentally Aroused

Victory is only relative, defeat is truly decisive.

Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Evidently angry clowns DO charge

Sociopolitical Ramifications - Avoid the LagMonster.

'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!

PUNNY BOOK: Allegiance To The King: Neil Downe.

A friend is the present you give yourself.

Shields up, Mr. Sulu. Arm phasers. Ready photon torpedoes

Living on love

Remember never be DEAD right!

URA Pagan Redneck if cakes and wine means RC Cola and Moonpies.

Edam is not a Dutch Cheese, it's "made" backwards.

CAFFEINE NOT FOUND: (S)cream (K)ick wall (F)all asleep

Q - Why does a cow wear a bell?π A - Its horns don't work

Encasing all-embracing wreath of repose engulfs all the senses

DOCTOR: Ask the accident victim his name so his family could be notified. NURSE: He says his family knows his name

They told me, Heraclitus, they told me you were dead.

Colonel. Kick the little twerp's ass. - Eisen

Peace Through Superior Treknology.

I don't know, ask Cathy.

Kupio sam prsten,kupio sam pusku

Eeee

Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions

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I'll bet you anything he wears women's underwear. - Rimmer

Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniversary

Keep it stupid, simple.

Even small candles are brighter in the dark.

Help all parents. Support retroactive abortion

Remember: Somewhere, somehow - a Sysop is watching you.

Living on the brink of insa

Nabavio sam jedan potpuno novi

Even if I'm not asleep, it doesn't mean I'm awake.

Bill Clinton is the only man I know that has vagina-envy

Keep cops off welfare...Commit a crime.

A good Christmas tree is like Kryptonite to any Jew.

Barney episodes we'll never see: "Bopping Baby Bop."

Save on toilet paper - Use it to clean finger

ValDOSta: (F)loridian, (T)ourist, (R)etired, (C)uban?

Orville arrested at Sea World, trying to release the 7 seals.

Join the few, the strange, the truly weird. Join the DaFt Corps!

Quilt 'til you wilt!

* &lt;- Tribble -&lt;--*-- &lt;- Tribble after sword fight

My ancestors are hiding in a witness protection program.

Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.

Jesus was *at least* a 15th level cleric.

XXXXXXXXXXBetter Taglines Through AssimilationXXXXXXXXXX

BS-o-meter: [......../] Figures

Gives a whole new meaning to "Lets eat Greek tonight" doesn't it?

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Police protection

Know thyself -- but don't tell anyone.

Homosexual's cry about hate is like reverse discrimination.

Remember we said there's no future? Well, this is it! -Blank Reg

A bachelor is one would rather cook his own goose.

* &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- Balding Tribble after hairclub visit

Mr La Forge,see if you can move us away from the disturbance.-Picard

Cthulhu calls collect, and dials down the center: 1-800-CTHULHU.

Needless to say- 3 to 1 it'll be said, and soon.

The greatest achievement is not never failing, but rising every time we do fail

You mean a 7up isn't one of those big mushrooms in Super Mario Bros?

(Badges? *WE* don't need any #$%&in' badges!)

URA Redneck if: The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.

"Admiral, there be whales here!" "Scotty, that's a mirror."

Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!

A cat is just a bundle of purr.

Lex Luger: When you step through these ropes bad angles do happen

A duel of wits? With @F? I never attack anyone who us unarmed!

Distribution of this message via the Microsoft Network is prohibited

URA Redneck if fewer than half the cars you own run.

Visiting This Planet . . .', said The Baron Latimer

ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter

Rudin's Law: If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time

&lt;lightning&gt; &lt;Gamera's eye lights up&gt;"Gamera, you're on the air!"Servo

Ross Perot - As screwed up as a football bat.

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ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter

what's the rest of it?
--- AfterShock/Android 1.6.8
* Origin: Mobile Blackberry Q10 (4:920/1.58)

XT startup. Current date is Friday 01-04-1980. 04?? Friday???

We fight only when there is no other choice. We prefer the ways of peaceful contact. -- Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun"

Error! Try anything you can think of

URA Redneck if you buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.

Que sera, Sanskrit: What will be, won't be understood.

"Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star landed in his back

Well, first of all, she's black. -- Bailey Quarters

Let me be the architect, I can do it! - George [Seinfeld]

Zen Crafters - enlightenment in about an hour.

"It's a big, metal Richard Keil!" -- Crow T. Robot

So why didn't you save these literary gems into your tagline file?

Never trust Martin Goldberg's typing. - BCK

KOP: Kill OPerator

Deanna: Captain Picard, stop staring at my chest

Q: Riker, you weren't like this before the beard

MOON.....TIARA......uh, er,..NARF! - Sailor Pinky

Venus Love Me Chain! - Sailor Venus

The backup's not over until the fat table sings

* &lt;- Tribble \*/ &lt;- Airman Tribble

Eeee! DINGOS!! - The Tick

Do YOU believe in magic?

Do you believe in the Perpetual Game?

New Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Sysop

Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; We three kings of porridge and tar

Never ask a sysop to say "When."

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Everything's exactly where it should be, except us. Kirk

MOM'S HINT #363: Admire your son's mustache even if you can't see it.

Zen monk to the hotdog man - Make Me One With Everything

Fire a warning shot acrossed her bow!

URA Redneck If U've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.

Last one alive's a wet ponce! -- Lister

Programmers do it with numbers!

You did.. ask me to be thorough. - Data

Pentiums have a 80586 CHU(Central Heating Unit)

Q: Oui, mon Capitan

None shall be enslaved by poverty, ignorance or conformity

'Abbutt? Little guy, drinks Jovian Sunspots?' --Garibaldi.

Woman wanted: Intelligent, Tall, Buxom, Blonde or Redhead, age 22-35.

A murder is only an extraverted suicide. ─ M. Python

Kissing don't last, cookery do. -- George Meredith

I am perfectly sane, and so am I.

Dad, what makes wind? --Calvin. Trees sneezing. --Dad.

Fools to the left of me, feeders to the right; I need a REAL job! Londo

ERROR Keyboard Not Found Press Any Key To Continue(Huh)

My grandfather was a small claims court jester - Steven W

Raising children is like herding cats.

I think you understand obsession better than you let on. - Chase

May you never see an old-age home, God forbid.

I'm feeling very shaky. T'Jon

XXM: Exclusive Maybe

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Users do it off-topic

E cola...Outbreak of the Pepsi Wars.

X-Files? No. They're one floor up. We're the Y-Files

We are 49'ers of Borg. San Diego is irrelevant.

Just cleaning out my spit valve - Mike on trumpet music

California culture

For every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.

For 20 cycles I stood beside you as one of the Nine. - Delenn

Oh-ho!!! &lt;chuckle&gt; &lt;snrff&gt; HAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!*thud*

Problems with math? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i).]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

My dog thinks he's human, but my cat thinks she's a Goddess.

Readin' Writin' and Aggrevation

I am sorry but I couldn't resist any longer.

RPG Famous Last Words: Have I ever let you down before?

Regularly: #|||#||#| Now on sale for: ||#||||#|

Jewel-encrusted belts make good emergency snow treads - Blonde Moments

"Here me X-Men! No longer am I the woman you knew!" - Phoenix

"I call it 'Bongo.'" - Salmoneus on Ancient Greek Bingo

JRGA: Jump Relative and Get Arrested

Famous Last Words #53: "Watch me moon that werewolf..."

QEdit: You got the right one baby! UH-UH!

Keep sucking up, and you'll have it made. &lt;crooked grin&gt; - Anna S

Maybe we should send Michael Jackson to a penal colony.

PC - A politically correct computer.

Quartet - where all four think the other three can't sing

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Men receive death sentence for murder 20x more than women.

Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason. --Blutarsky

Zymurgy's 7th Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rains, it pours.

Okay, okay, enough with the quotein' already!!!

Line 12: Good ol' Voyager

Nominating Data for President - he has an off button

Go Lemmings, Go!!!

Jewish Haiku &lt;&gt; Quietly murmured at Saturday services, Yanks 5, Red Sox 3.

The best way to make a long story short is to tell the truth

Just because you add obligatory tags does not mean you're not an ass.

Send me $50 or I'll claim we had sex!

Ohhhh, I can't imagine how it must have been. - Lwaxana

Pool is like sex - you use a stick with balls to get into

Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses

KPLA: Klingon Radio! All the glory, all the time!

Liberal Mindset: "I know what's good for you, you don't."

Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and it's popped.

Living is hazardous to your health

Competitive edges are all around you. Are you on one?

I am Demtel of Borg. You will be assimilatedBut WAIT! There's More!

Math and Alcohol don't mix.... Don't drink and derive!

I am IceBorg. Prepare to be frozen.

Yikes. Looks like I need more! :)

Tonight's episode: `Jonathan Livingston Murder'! -- Crow

* &lt;- Tribble a &lt;- after the wash cycle

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Liberals know the least and speak the most

She refused any medication ever used by people who had passed away.

URA Redneck If U consider a family reunion a chance to meet women.

Q: How do you get a Mexican pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest

"Bother," said @F as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn

I will not bribe Principal Skinner ─ Bart on the blackboard

Live! Via modem... It's Saturday Night Taglines.

Such a deal, normally a dime a piece, for you 2 for a quarter.

When in doubt, Read The Farshimmelte Manual !

ZfOg "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you

MUSICIANS do it in the practice room.

A rose by any other name is damn confusing! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12

RUSH Limbaugh and Dan Quayle in 1996!

Usagi: "What's this button do?" &lt;CLICK&gt; &lt;BOOM&gt;

May be armed with a large, experimental brassiere.

Quoth the Maven Rvermore.

Firemen are always in heat.

Democracy is the cruelest form of tyranny - Socrates

Vorlons don't need flashlights

I must be losing my mind. - Don't fight it, Henry. - Hawkeye

Where there is no police, there is no speed limit

She aches, just like a woman

Well, whaddya know... it can count. - MegaDuck

STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...this @N@ has a bad motivator, look!

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Labor, n. One of the processes by which A acquires proper

"Fidonet just IS. It's a Zen thing." --Holly Sullivan.

Jeep Junk Each Eagle Produced

God creates. I assemble, and I steal everywhere to do it

Don't say during sex: Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?

You may be stupid if you believe the government can help you.

MAC users don't DO IT, they just point and click on the genital icon.

When choosing between two evils take the one you never tried before.

This recipe is currently out of order.

Like trying to escaep from Aaron Spelling's house - Mike/#605

Bad week? Or just exposure to me? &lt;teasing grin&gt; - Anna Steven

OLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry up

Follow that car, Godzilla -- and step on it!

401938319

Kirk to Enterprise, Kirk to Enterprise! DARN,It's BUSY!

He's dead, Jim. Get his ears. - Spock

Que sera, summit: What will be, will be on top.

Old Sacramento BBS investigated by Nuclear waste Committe

Custer was siouxed

Nothing up my sleeve, PRESTO!

Funboy: Obedience is submission veiled with gravity

Presenting Lorena Bobbit with the all NEW Ginsi Knife

You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.

Lao-tze of Borg. Be like water. Water does not resist.

Welfare: Software that is paid for, but not by the user.

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Quite a motley crew you've gathered here, Benjy.

"Cheetahs never prosper." -- Zazu

Zucchini: dense, flavorless vegetable useful as ballast.

Excuse me, can you spare a recipe?

Be vewy qwiet. I'm assimiwating humans. ─ Elmer of Borg

"Bother" said Pooh as the mountain he was climbing suddenly erupted

You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most comp

There is nothing to fear but fear itself

Refuse to back down in a "did vs. did-not argument."

CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who has woman on ground has peace (piece) on earth

What is mind? No matter! What is matter? Never mind! - Homer S.

Next DS9: Odo serenades Kira with his version of "Bend Me, Shape Me"!

That doesn't sound like the Garak I know. Bashir

Mankinds final Creation will be a six foot hole.

ZENOCIDE: The killing of ancient philosophers

Oh it's late, She puts her heart away for another day

Get a USR It leaves the others behind.

Death is certain, Life is not

ZEOW: Zero Every Other Word

Concentrate on security.

Page 1 of 1028465, press enter to continue

Please Captain not in front of the Klingons

Electricians do it in hot boxes!

ONLY Taglines are on-topic here. Please don't drag me off-topic again.

People say I'm an indian giver .. no, I take that back.

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Q, my only regret is dying and finding YOU here. Picard

Value your words - each one may be the last.

Reincarnation, n. - Recycling souls to preserve the ectoplasmic balance

Quick impression: Caw, Caw! *BANG* F*ck, I'm dead! -- Top Dollar

"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of lighter fluid

paradox: A very small marina.

Vincent Vega: Our Man in Amsterdam.

Thomas Jefferson was killed by ferrets!

* &lt;- Tribble !*! !*! &lt;- Tribbles with snowshoes

Keyboard error: Press [F1] to continue [F2] to Abort!

You mean this is a 'feel good' segment? - Crow

OPCODE: BF = Belch Fire

ZenCrafters - Total Enlightenment in about an hour.

URA Redneck if your taxidermist bill exceeds annual income

Red red robin going bop bop boppin... Into my windshield

Democratic National Convention, Clinton: "Act on American devotion".

Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks

BeeepBeeepBeeep(Backing up my hard drive.)

Four blondes in a Volkswagen - farfromthinkin'

* &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Tribble that didn't make it

Yeah! I'm really starting to like this hero stuff! - Charlie

Mees yeht tahw ton era slwo eht ,repooC tnegA

A Survey on Cygnian Respiratory Disease? McCoy

I thought UAE was a Country 'til I discovered Windows.

Speed of Lightning, Power of Thunder... UNDERDOG!

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Uproot your questions for their ground and the dangling roots will be seen. More questions! --Mentat Zensufi

Me, Worry? No, I think I'd rather Panic...later...NOW!

ljubio sam hrpetinu zena, ali nijedna nije bila kao ona

You know your in YK if: your false teeth chatter & they are still in the

A great fortune is a great slavery.

Cheerleaders are the greatest athletic supporters!

* &lt;- Tribble *&gt; - &lt;- Tribble Firing A Bow.

Vikings vs Redskins, Scully... just you and me. - Mulder (2x13)

A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. C. Palamas

Say good night, kitty!

Man with steel balls not play with magnets.

URA Redneck If U refer to a long-bed pickup as a "Stretch Limo".

ZOOLOGISTS do it with animals

* &lt;- Tribble *.* &lt;- Binary Tribble, discovered by WJC

Don't fret...we STILL have Rush Limbaugh.

Vet's sign: The doctor will be with you soon. SIT! STAY!

Decaffeinated coffee? What's the point of THAT!?

ZAMFIR PLAYS METALICA - Order your copy today from K-Tel Records !

My eyeballs fell out. Help me look for them

What's favorite whine?

Headlines: TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES

Politicians: everyone is their own best friend

* &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Cloaked Tribble

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string

Romulans claim all that is within their field of vision.--Worf

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Give your kids mental blocks for Christmas

CATastrophe: Add CAT to any body of water

What are you going to do with that pie? -- Al Calavicci

My black eye,it's gone,he just sucked it off of my face with his fist!

Next up: Tossing him For Fun & Profit.

URA Redneck if: you have a home that is mobile and five cars that aint

Nuclear test site: Please cover your eyes when you see the flash

Nothing is but what is not

"I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr." - Bart Simpson.

Lando of Borg: You will be assimilated...It's Not My Fau

Last I heard, being alive is not a crime. - Morden

SHORTEST BOOK: Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches

COMMITTEE: A life-form with several mouths but no brain.

Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get.

Vehicle accidents to attract attorneys

Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!

Xywrite: The Intelligent Writer's Choice

Oh my god...I'll be arrested for sure.

No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill

Sleep is a totally inadequate substitute for caffeine.

Promise - A thruthful way to LIE!

A woman on time is one in nine

A really great man is one who makes others feel great!

Prepare to be, like, totally assimilated, OK? ■ Buffy of Borg

Hell knows no fury like a ticked off Sysop.

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What torpedoes? I don't see any tor^$%@% NO CARRIER

We have standards around here and expect you not to exceed them.

Oops, time for Ponn Farr!

A mistake? Impossible, my modem is error correcting.

ENTYMOLOGISTS do it with bugs

Send a "TEA BAG' to your Congressman today!

Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.

Kats aren't bad loosers - Kats never loose

Clinton's Cabinet: Family Values Advisor, Madonna

Ember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?

A blackbird's wing. A stone from a river. - Chakotay

The economy's dead Bill, tax it if you don't believe me.

John Madden...The world's largest game port.

Meetings are Tuesday. Bring some fondue! - Anna Steven

killing for religion - something I don't understand...

Yo momma so old: God said let there be light & she flipped the switch



She Got the Kids and the money. I got a Head Ache.

Valuers really know the price

Ok, Space Cadets! Prepare to hurtle through the Cosmos!

My job is to lead the audience's applause, Tom clucked.

Good die young? I must be immortal.... ""GRIN""

Kill de wabbit! Kill de wabbit! Kill de wabbit! - Elmer Fudd

Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"

Quick, @TO@, close your mind! Something might get in!

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Verad!...don't call me Benjamin -- Sisko

GOOD HEAVENS! IT WORKS! -The Tick

Zmodem Pizza DownLoad: Slices DownLoaded: 02 Slices Remaining: 04

X-rated ST:TNG fiction often involves Data entry

A wedding is for a day, Marriage is for a lietime

"And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the sun."

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;S&gt;P&gt;A&gt;M&gt;I&lt;S&lt;G&lt;O&lt;D&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;

Design a safe nuclear power plant and win $500!

Ura Redneck Trekker if the Kazon think *you* have bad hair days.

From the Olympics: "Cuba wins gold in Team Requesting Asylum"

MUSIC HACKERS do it audibly

Useless Invention: Digital clock-winder.

Jesus of Borg: Assimilate your enemies.

Neener, neener, neener! I'm a stud and you're a weener! - Duckman

Limbaugh = RL = Rush Limbaugh

Elvis has left the building

Experience is the comb that Nature gives us when we are bald.

Jon is not going to be happy about this. Garfield

XXXXXXXXXXBetter Taglines Through AssimilationXXXXXXXXXX

Chaos (n): mass confusion; disorder - see also American Government

Paranoia is nothing to be afraid of!!

Positivity: have you had your plus sign today?

A naive actress from Podunk - Tom

Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand.

Remember when safe sex was putting the car in park?

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&lt;Calvin&gt; Dad, what makes the wind? &lt;dad&gt; Trees sneezing.

That would be inadvisable, sir. - Data

(c) 1993 Elmer Fudd. All wights weserwved. Hehehehe.

* &lt;-- Tribble . &lt;-- Dreaded Tribble viper

Now give me *another* five cents and let's see what I have! -Calvin

))*&lt;*:*8*6*4*2*0*. Huh?

&lt;L&gt;each files &lt;C&gt;omplain to Sysop &lt;D&gt;rop Carrier

I am Clinton of Borg: Your pain is irrelevant.

Teamwork is vital! (It gives you someone to blame.)

"Hello, my dear. I've been told I behaved badly." - Q

She has PMS, ESP and a GUN - don't even THINK about it!

TIME TO PLAY!

RPG Famous Last Words: I never heard of a `sword of party slaying.'

Porn on the Radio? I don't think its gonna work. -- Joel

XMS: Xtraordinarily Meaningless Specification

Give us a fag or I'll go spare

Cat pelts are nothing like cats... especially in taste

A little more than kin, a little less than kind. -- Hamlet

oxymoron: important trivia

Whatever you do comes back to you. Threefold.

A cheapskate is someone who marries a prostitute for her money.

Message checked with the aid of an ancient Bajoran spellchecker!

Originality never was your strong suit. Armed assault was. -- Boyce

Perform an act of random kindness & change the world!

No wonder. Saddam Hussein is a lawyer!

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The Borg Vs. the Christians-what's the difference?

"I've been looking forward to killing you for a long time." - Greedo

URA Redneck if: You've ever stolen one of my taglines!

So......how did it go? -- Iago

You're so fat that if someone gets within 10 ft, gravity traps them!

Zoroastrism: the belief that God is actually a masked Mexican

Kulturo! Eve me

Queens are always expectANT.

Paging Mr. Sharkey, white courtesy telephone, please

Political Correctness? Blow me. &lt;-Sponsored by the City of Chicago.

Newly manifested, aggravated telekinetic with toothache

Mind altering drugs don't always work...............immediately.

Walpurga, Goddess of Springtime

Ever try to eat Jello that's been nailed to a tree?

'Let's see what's out there!' --Picard

Free bagpipe: Put cat under arm. Pull legs 'n chew tail

Vacation caution: Guests must provide their own mosquito netting.

VOLCANOLOGISTS know how violent it can be.

She lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted looks

The _original_ Defiant,.....no bloody A, B, C, _or_ D!

Commodities traders do it in the pits.

XPSW: eXecute Program Status Word

Please post TAGLINES, ok?

Bad Band Name #516: Stiff

Make believe this came from Rindge, NH! (97:914/103.1)

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Childhood sometimes does pay a 2nd visit to man; youth never.

ERROR IN APATHY CIRCUIT: HONESTLY, DON'T EVEN BOTHER HITTING ANY

Pssst - want some Romulan Ale, cheap?

Helm: It's not a funhouse, it's a tabernacle of terror

Cerwin-Vega! - Would somebody please turn that music up!

A lad playing bagpipes beats a gentleman playing an accordian any day.

Just don't say something, stand there!

Nosen Picken, Finger Flicken, Window Sticken, Fahrvergnugen - me

Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.

The engines can't take much more of this, boomed Geordi

You mean there are BBS's that AREN'T run by drunks?

A saint is a dead sinner revised and edited.

Best file compression utility around: "DEL *.* " = 100% compression

Die Hard: With the Bases Loaded and Nobody Out

ZAPPA: She didn't like it when her fanbelt shrunk and got shorter

FUNNY BOOK = Swimming in the Arctic: I. C. Waters

Youknowitsreallyveryhardtobecreativewhenyouonlyhaveseventyonecharacter

Virtue, perhaps, is nothing more than politeness of soul. - Honore de Balzac

Yellow + Pink = Clinton

A yarn monster! - Crow on shaggy alien beast

Q:Try this toupee Picard. P:(Phaser ZAP!!)NEVER!!%$#^%^#%NO HAIRIER

Ohh, Mr. Byron, don't be such a big girl's blouse! -Mrs. Miggins

Zathras can never have anything *nice*! - Zathras

Have you hugged a Genealogist today?

Unhappily Blackadder, the Lord High Executioner is dead. -Melchett

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Just repeat to yourself `Its just a show' - MST3K12

Just being weird is enough.

Uh Mike, that's not cheese!

Replying doesn't take as much time as choosing a recipe.

Form follows function. - Louis Henri Sullivan

Great Canadian Lie #121: "It's perfect..."

Kolreth - because blunt things can hurt too

Xerox never comes up with anything original

Oh! Oh! Me! Me! I'm done! I'll go first - Crow

Love is an emotion experienced by many & enjoyed by few.

"Help! I'm talking, and I can't shut up!" - Most Women &lt;hehehe&gt;

Oh, bite me, Barnabas!

A man that does not know how to be angry does not know how to be good. (Henry Ward Beecher)

Oh! Quit giving me pee! - Dr. F on lemonade

BDU: Branch on Dense User

Hi, Randy;

"I will not be your token Maquis." - Chakotay to Janeway

Fishing is great, if you're using hand grenades!

"Bow before my Spiffiness."--Tom Chorlton

My vaseline is RUNNING

Did you ever see a college kid burn his parents' credit card?

AD&D Famous Last Words: "Don't worry, I can handle it."

Some Recipes SHOULD be turned of)Uoo=&lt;

Perhaps we should all just get some rest. - Bashir

Remember that winners do what losers don't want to do

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"I accept your apology, but not your explanation." Gul Denar

Say hello to the CIA, dear

Xerox your life. If you lose it, you'll still have a copy.

Guy: Do you read? * Mike: Oh, the occasional magazine

The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"

Everything you want done babe, I do it naturally

Espressivo: Close eyes and play with a wide vibrato.

Of course leather is waterproof; have you ever see a cow with an umbrella?

I'm gonna come over there with a weed-eater!

Kissing girls is a goodness. It beats hell out of card games

"I feel your wallet...er, ah... I mean pain!

"I have a tarasque for a familiar, you know."

Futuristic: It will only run on a next generation supercomputer.

Kamikaze Pilot Wanted: Experienced need not apply

Say, this a little bit of all right! - Die Fladermaus

Behind every successful man stands a surprised woman

Man who mastabate only screwing himself

You're just another inmate in this insane world

Thou Shalt Have No Other Sysop Before Me. (just kidding!)

Thanks, and lose the dots. - den

A coward dies a thousand deaths but a brave man dies but one.

Ready or not, here we exist.

Gun laws are enforced at gunpoint. - L. Neil Smith

Zen - What is the sound of **** happening?

Marriage is the main cause for divorce.

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Upoznaj sa moga sebe

Virus successfully installed. Trash FAT now? (Y/N)

Now who's the guy who fills those *creme* doughnuts?

Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here

Then there was the husband who grew a mustache. He was tired of his wife calling him a barefaced liar

That spot: I spilled acid there a year ago. McCoy

A duck is a bird that walks like it has ridden horseback all day.

The Big Snitch - By Ima Telling

WID: Write Invalid Data

Q: Oh, you know that one

Remember: there is NO one true way

BUSHNELL: Creator of Heaven and Earth, Atmosphere and Atari.

Zits are usually found having pore-gasms.

Nothing can be made foolproof, as fools are ingenious.

FOR C = 1 to 1000: C SUCKS : NEXT C

God so loved the world He did *not* send a committee.

KA-chunk! KA-chunk! KA-chunk! Ah... that's better!

Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Self Destruct Initiated!

"Don't keep us in suspenders!" -- Col. Potter

Clean, dependable, hard working... Good god, what kind of monster have I become!?!

Redundant book title: "Amiga For Dummies"

That would make it more like a virus. - O'Brien

ZMODEM: It should be hooked up to zphone.

I am Shakespeare of the Borg. Thou wilt all be assimilateth.

Zipper: Device behind which congressmen hide their brains.

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She's ready Jim..Lock and Load!

A voltage spike? OUCH! That hertz!

This tagline is guaranteed not to shrink or run.

X: Never let people stick worms in your ears.

Looking for the nearest exit.

A dream of a galaxy WITHOUT war. &lt;Babylon 5&lt;

Her tagline flouts me, and I'll be revenged. Tagspeare

Some of my closest acquaintances are slugs, Doctor.--Jadzia

Jesus! With all thy faults I love thee still. -- Butler

I want you bad...and that ain't good.

* &lt;- Tribble *** &lt;- Dagwood Bumstead Tribble

I want to play "mad daddy" and spank Mira Furlan

A generation which ignores history has no past or future.

We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him -- Napoleon

Little deeds of kindness, little words of love, help to make earth happy,`like the heaven above

Cooper: Where does BOB come from? Mike: That cannot be revealed.

Xenobiology was never my forté

(A)bort (R)etry (C)all The Vatican.

Under krig tiger lagarna. /Cicero

Bill & Hillary & Al & Tipper: Ticket of Doom

Microsoft Windows - From the people who brought you EDLIN

Veni, Vidi, Vc -- I Came, I Saw, I Got Drafted To Vietnam

Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality . - Albert Schweitzer

No one shall wield Excalibur but me! -- Uther Pendragon

XT/8 Mhz = 386/25 Mhz + Windose !!! 08 May 95

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B.C. Comics: coming to a Sunday tablet near you.

To see a world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wild flower

I like children... but I don't think I could eat a whole one

XUXA - A variety program for children and adults

Every why hath a wherefore.

Oh! Anatomy of a Murder - Mike on credits

BBS Lingo: SWAG: Simple Wild A** Guess

Mr. T of Borg: Ah pity da foo' who don't get assimilated!

Zen Dentistry will transcend dental medication

CONCORDE: Goes twice as fast as a bullet, and you get smoked salmon.

Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far. -- Jean Cocteau

New and improved -- CO3 -- drink and be merry

No beach to walk on... - Kirk

K-Mart Wine: Chardonnay de sot.

Porn to City: Drop Dead - Crow

Bad money drives out good money. Thomas Gresham (1519-1579)

The mighty oak was once a little nut that stood it's ground

Klinton's Navy: Where Chiefs mess with their seamen.

"And best regards to Captain Dunsel." -Admiral in TOS:TUC

Just say NO!!!

Vini, Vidi, Vovere...I came, I saw, I twitted.

Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Womulins!

Present wrist for one slap, please, Bob

Remember, your Veritech was made by the lowest bidder

A presumption will stand good until the contrary is proved

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* &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Snake Tribbles

Keep your eyes open before marriage, half shut afterwards

Lissen Up, Ya Lousy Bum - Muddy Mudskipper

Life: When you delete a file today & need it tomorrow.

URA Redneck if hail hits your house...you take it to the body shop

"Don't be so dysfunctional, mom." - Calvin

I remember every fact I am exposed to. - Data

Dislexics of the world, UNTIE!

Look, I could use some privacy. - O'Brien

Whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

OFFLINE 1.50 "Floppy not detected. Formatting hard drive

Quid pro quack: Something for a phoney.

Let everything with breath praise the LORD

My Computer is down...Should I shoot it?

Xibo is evil! In a good way, though

Unable to close BLOUSE.ZIP...replace floppies and retry

URA Redneck if your front license plate has "Foxy Lady" in airbrush.

Fun is taking you to the edge of insanity, then pushing.

Zen Master to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

Elephant - Mouse Built to Governent Specs

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -- Lily Tomlin

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

Off like...your mother's undies.

Krueger's Observation: A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government

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XUXA - A variety program for children and adults

Rush Limbaugh: Every Republican homosexual's dream date!

Congress: You earn it. We overspend it. You owe us more. Any questions?

I need a drink. Water, straight up. - Garibaldi

Remote computing does not mean a mouse with a 9 foot cord.

Remember, the current burger wars are making tacos cheap!

That's not line noise - My modem's speaking in tongues!

Hold back the Secrets, Take back the Memories

IBM: Invented By Murphy

Multitasking: 3 XTs and a chair with wheels

Zmodem has softer blocks and tighter ASCII

Oxymoron: Data processing

Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors -work

A theater manager is always ready, Tanya! Shanda

Very funny, Scotty. Now, BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!!

Welcome to Con-Sleaze-Co! -- Tom Servo

Unpopular Bible Fact: Crossbreeding cattle is forbidden. (Lev. 19:19)

oxymoron: intense apathy

Oh, mama. I feel like the last candy bar at the fat farm. - Modo

Kitman's Law: Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the&lt;&gt;TV screen

Rex Barney of Borg: You have been assimilated. _Thank_ yoooooou!

Vjerujte meni i Tudjmanu. (c)Alija Izetbegovic

Veterans are predictable, it's the replacements that are dangerous

Firmware: Software with permanent bugs hardwired into it

May all your tribbles be little ones

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QUAKE: Making Apogee squirm!

Kryten of Borg: (Lie mode on) No Sirs, I won't assimilate you

I don't steal things - I replicate them

Villains ALWAYS have antidotes. They're funny that way. - The Tick

COBOL is an acronym for "Compiles Only Because Of Luck."

Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?

WAR will cease when people refuse to fight.

I hate to be cured and run. - Dr. Freedman

ERROR: User is an idiot!!!

We'll have to do it again sometime... Rogue

Life is a giant Ponzi scheme.

)(o ) (o )* Look left )( o) ( o)* Look right

BOD: Beat On Disk

Score just in: Babylon - 5, Deep Space - 9 and Earth - 2

XRS! - You've got the right one baby! Uh HUH!!

STEVE FORBES VIRUS: All files are reported as the same size

Everyone should stop verbing nouns.

JABBA - GO PRI: Send Private Mail

Kirstie Alley has Fahrvergnügen!

Nipples-N-Clits, Nipples-N-Clits, I'm gonna get me some

Famous last quote: There's too much violence in plays these days. --Abraham Lincoln

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen

When Odo gets it on, he *really* gets it on...and in, and

XXXX Don't panic.. it's only a virus XXXX

My family came on the Mayflower...or was it Allied?

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Reality will be less painful than usual today

Be brave, be true, stand.

My name's Friday of Borg. Just the assimilation, ma'am

She's so old, she was the moderator on the ark

Russia has abolished God, but so far God has been more tolerant. -- John Cameron Swayze

Methodist by birth, Pagan by choice

Gas, Grass or Ass -- Nobody Rides for Free

First it was tax the rich, now it is bait and switch!

Politicians: lawyers who don't inhale.

No legacy is so rich as honesty. (Shakespeare)

Vanilla Ice to Bill Gates at Intel: MICROSOFT WORD TO YOUR MOTHERBOARD!

My God How Wonderful Thou Art

MacIntosh: Computer with training wheels you can't remove.

Old style, you roll over and go to sleep. - Ivanova

Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated--it is your destiny.

Roy Rogers' lawyer; "Happy triiiiiaals to you..."

Go, lemmings, go!

KORFBALL PLAYERS do it with the other sex.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. L.Long

Politicains hide themselves away...they only started the war~~WAR PIGS~~Black Sabbath

URA Redneck if your entertainment is a 6-pack and a bug zapper

Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conf

Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rai

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. --Jeff Valdez

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F_R_H F_WCETT ... hmmm, can I buy a towel, Pat?

I would point out there are no demons in Vulcan literature. Tuvok

Pressure makes diamonds. (a wise grandfather)

Hackers DO IT indirectly.

ZZZzzzz...<WHACK!>...zzzzZZZ <Damn hard drive!)

(a)bort, (r)etry, (W)hack the friggin thing.

Sex begins with s and ends with a thank you

BorgDOS 5.0: Irrelevant command or filename.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: CHUCK's Roast.

"A most illogical reaction." Spock

Famous Last Words #97: "Why bother checking for traps?"

Yo'momma so fat she got her own area code!

Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamnics -Homer

When in danger,or in doubt,run in circles,scream & shout.

* &lt;- Tribble. *^^^ &lt;-- Bajoran Tribble

A good Jewish wine: "I wanna go to Miami"

VETERINARIANS do it with animals.

PRINTER : A computer accessory for destroying forests.

XpReSsing myself as usual &lt;grin&gt;

Q: Oh, you know that one

The Amiga had it _right_ from the start! It took 10 yrs for Win 95

Entropy: Can't win. Can't break even. Can't leave the game

Have you any Grey Poupon?

SHOTGUN WEDDING ... the case of 'wife' or 'death'.

Join the Illuminati and see the world . . . differently.

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Being bisexual doubles your chances for a date.

Just as much as we see in others we have in ourselves

GYNECOLOGY TAG: "Dr. Norris at your cervix."

Gee, Toto, I don't think we're Windows anymore.

Klingon prime directive: Kill it.

MOM'S HINT #184: Childhood doesn't go as fast as they say.

Klingons do NOT whistle while they work!

Messages are off-topic in the Taglines Conference!

Zymurgy's law of volunteer labour: People are always available for work in the past tense

XT for sale: see Marine Supplies Conference

Quoth Doug Pirko, "Nevermore, a week today."

JB&gt; It works better if you plug it in -- unless it's the

Yo' momma's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail!

Sent from the desk of George Sherman

Zippy the Pinhead in '96! "Am I elected yet?"

You never forget your first believer. They gave you shape.

No, I'm not mapping. I thought you were mapping!

URA Redneck If U display a gift you bought at Grace land

Seminar For Women: How To Maintain Logic In An Argument

Vojvodina Vojvodjanima !

You only rent Holy Water... -- Crow T. Robot

EX-cellent... - Montgomery Burns

My cat rules the house, and the dogs and humans obey.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Get the octupus, honey, we're going to see the Wings!

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"Even *I* can't teach William Shatner how to act." - Q

KIRK: I want to talk to Star Fleet Command

Nothing like a fast bike to get a girl's attention! - Vinnie

URA Redneck if: Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers"

The name is Worf, not Woof, Mrs. Troi

Fear is static that prevents me from hearing my intuition.

Oxymoron: Political embarrassment (no, that's redundant)

Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spouse.

Vows made in storms are forgotten in calms

FUNNY BOOK = How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake

Killed by pirates is good. - Little boy

Obscenity, n. - Whatever gets the judge excited

Stand back everyone! I know what I'm doing!

Data's detached head: Scare Alexander into doing chores

Moderators: Out of sight, out of mind.

Veiled References: "Diligent" = "A plodder"

Clinton Virus: Causes Windows to actually work as intended

Ya gotta keep 'em seperated, COME OUT AND PLAY! - Offspring

Xronia Poula -Greek Christmas

have i nice day

Richard Diamond, operator - Tom

Editors do it with a magic pencil.

Smile when you say that, Pardner!.

Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook: A Farewell to Arms.

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion. --Robertson Davies

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Geoff Wrigg for their compilations!

Kirk's not dead... he's just on hiatus!

Kid's turning into Frosty Malts - Crow on cryogenic pod

Dissss-Mount! - Tom on girl wrestlers

Flame War: a battle of twits

A FAIR price? - Rom

Keep phone lines uncongested - kill a telemarketer today!

Veni, Vidi, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping

Hey watch it, that beaver might be laoded!

No CFC gases are used in this tagline

Remember why the good Lord made your eyes -- Plagiarize! -- me

Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance.

A dime saved is a dollar earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.

* &lt;- Tribble #%*&@ &lt;- Tribble mixed up with bad company

You're a redneck if: You prefer car keys to Q-tips.

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

Just because Al's paranoid doesn't mean that we're not out to get him.

Virtue is easy for an ugly woman.

Quid pro query: Something for an answer.

"Is this... Death?" -- The Doctor

Dogma: A puppy's mother

Ura Redneck if The main color of your car is primer.

Metropolis mourns the return of about a billion Supermen.

Spring showers bring May flowers...and May Flowers bring Pilgrims!

There really *are* no other colours, without the blues. -7th Dr

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New year is cancelled - They found the old one!

Electrochemists have greater potential.

Houdini escaping from New Jersey!

Just little ole' me, Underdog

Liquid assets - Mike as money floats in water

PUNNY BOOK = Get Out There!: Sally Forth.

We are all born equal... just some of us are more equal than others

&lt;NEWSFLASH&gt; Holographic Doctor Catches Virus

Exotic, erotic and just a wee bit psychotic.

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refriderator cold

Ziggy should have a little more faith in human nature. -- Sam

Prob: How do you get two bars of chocolate home in a hot car? Solution: Eat them in the parking lot

C:&gt;\FUN\EXCITING\WITTY\MESSENGER.EXE

Lettuce Leaf Now.

You're a Redneck if: you come from the dump with more than you took

unjammable...unjammable

Viola players do it deeper than the Violins can!

I had a life once... Now I have a computer.

Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts

Zen Flying - You've got to -be- the plane

The deep well of unconscious cerebration

Look at that. Why do I get bananas? They're good for ONE day...- Jerry

BBBBBCC - Berke Breathed, Bring Back Bloom County Committee.

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. (Ovid)

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RIME, it wasn't broke, so why did they fix it?

DODGE Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere

Ura Montanan if you drive an "outfit" or "rig" instead of a car.

We had to ride the heat of passion like a comet burning bright.

(A)bort, (F)ail, (R)etry, (U)se Sledgehammer?

So many festivals, so little cash.

X-Men Wish List: Dolph Lundgren as Colossus.

Next stop Keystone City

Violent? -- Wesleynan zone?mprov

TTFN Ta Ta For Now

IBM: Ingrained Batch Mentality

See what I mean? Red with apricot! -- The Cat

Quantum particles: The dreams that stuff is made of.

Navy (n): An army entirely surrounded by water.

You'll believe it soon enough. Gueniviere Cory

So you fall in love and it picks you up.

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer.

Q: What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: "I don't know, and I don't care."

A kids idea on science: "Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't why you should."

Hath not an alien eyes? Or buttocks? - Harry, 3rd Rock from the Sun

SQUATTER'S RIGHTS: When the cats take over your sandbox.

Greetings, Tim the Enchanter

Pessimists DO IT with a sigh.

Q: "Why did HAL crash?" A: "He was running Windows!"

Many a good message ends with a bad Tagline.

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Dog Gaskets: Black stuff that collects around an elderly dog's mouth.

XEROX never comes up with something original

Xyzzy -- nothing happens

A kids idea on science: "Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water."

A guy can't live on head alone

The Bible Belt is often caught unbuckled

Veni, Vidi, Chichi -- I Came, I Saw, I Had Capuccino

I found the ARROW keys, now where is the BOW key?

ROA #111. Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them.

Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies! -- Joel Robinson

Part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton.

Never share your foxhole with someone braver than you are

Vulcans go to movies, but they don't enjoy them. --The Magian

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!! That Was Nice!!!!!!

He never mentioned that his family was this important. -- Kirk

Feminists see with only one eye, the left.

Nixon in '96: he's pallid, he's rested, he's ready!

You won't find a Rubber Chicken's pictutre at the Post Office.

KENTUCKY: five million people, fifteen last names.

Equality includes equal hazing--or equal training in survival skills.

JABBA ─ RSN: Real Soon Now

They have a book that lists locations and the such.

She always flirts with the butcher...Playing for bigger steaks

Minnesota - Where the elite meet the sleet.

PROMISCUOUS HACKERS share resources.

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Purring: automatic safety-valve for happiness overflow

Knock it off, Baryshnikov! He's getting away! - Daffy to Fudd

ZfOs dead, Jim. But hell, she was like that in the sack."

Filther: A used coffee filter.

What about improv?! - Crow

"I'll keep my AMIGA until I can't steal parts for it anymore."

"That's enough, Data." * Picard

Zap your mouse and put it out of its memory !

Zen - What is the sound of **** happening?

BE QUIET ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN!

Maybe a 2nd draft would've helped this movie - Crow

Violence is the last word of the illiterate. Also the first.

Could this be the same Dark Force at work? - Mulder musing (Grotesque)

I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that.

Right: What a gordian shape of all together

Deaf exp #9: "What's a relay service??"

OXYMORON: Down elevator

He who loves correction, loves knowledge

Keeps me in weird ties - Crow

Robin of Borg: Holy Assimilations Batman! Marvel say that I'm irrelevant!

Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his effort

The problem with a compact is that you don't know it when you hit them!

Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be ... say, that's a tight skirt, baby.

Hyper/Super Link Web browser

The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was ... &lt;AAAARRRGGGHH!!&gt;

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He's pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.

This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency !

"I promise, I won't upload in your mouth."

"Black arrow! I have saved you to the last!" - Bard, Lord of Dale

Bob Morgan, rebel without a clue.

Fireball, the all purpose spell.

Bones he needs help! Dammit Jim I am a doctor not a o yea

Forrester: It stars Lassie. You know... the *dog*!

Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World

The above does not necesarily reflect common sense.

She's my kind of ghoul!

Me and God - we'd be mates!

My computer ran away with a sales rep from GENIE.

Poor Ophelia - Hamlet

He's dead Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me.

(Flying a plane's like making love) Crow:You have to pay?

Zucchini is NOT the name of an Italian auotmatic weapon!

TWA: Time-Waste Airlines

Funny Name: Perpetua McGurk.

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

Guy:I'll take gin w/that tonic * Mike:Yeh Booze! Alright!

This should be a tagline? Ha! Shall I show you a real tagline?

Vidi, Vici, Veni, Veni, Veni (I saw, I conquered, I ca...)

Vulcan DOS: Illogical command or file name

Elevator smell different to midget

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Learn about the Force, Luke. - Obi Wan

We are what we repeatly do. Excellence...is...but a habit --Aristotle

Quoting Lutheran writings didn't mean Hitler was a Christian

* &lt;--- Tribble + &lt;--- Tribble on a diet

To have and to want more that is life. - F. Nietzsche

Drink up me hardies, Yo Ho

(C)ruddy (H)ated un-(E)xciting (V)ehicle for (Y)uppies

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Remember when safe sex used to mean putting the car in Pa

Oxymoron: Kosher ham

Pornography? Nah! Haven't you ever seen 5 people in love?

Funny, but the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.

Beer company sues NBC for references made about their beer. Red Dog

A quantum leap forward

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List

Jehovah's Witness rock music: "All Along the Watchtower."

Kennedy Family favorite sexual position: Defendant.

OPTIMIST: A guy without much experience

A husband is proof that a wife can take a joke.

Confidence: Feeling You get Before You Fully Understand The Problem.

Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; O come, froggy faithful

From A Chicken In Every Pot To A Chicken Smoking Pot.

Kira's Kisses Crack Cool Constable's Composure--the lost DS9 episode!

Clinton: The Pee Wee Herman of Arkansas.

Palindrome - He lived as a devil, eh?

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Parent: "How many times must I tell you?!?!?" Kid: "Six."

Virgin like balloon One prick, all gone

Headlines: HOUSE PASSES GAS TAX ONTO SENATE

Just a borderline psychotic with hermit-like tendencies

Forevergaffer: The never-ending list of credits at the en

My mistake. Guys like you live forever. - Death, to Dilbert

Quakers do it quietly.

Misery brings strange bedfellows.

The four food groups: spam, spam, eggs and spam.

Take me to your leader earthling, or I'll atomize your face. Garfield

URA Redneck if you own a home that's mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

Visitors are real. - Stan

A low-yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.

Unholy fish is more like it, sweetheart! - Vinnie

Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish? A: She held it under water

KILL the S.O.B. - *THEN* count to 10.

A closed mouth gathers no feet. Says nothing either!

Really prompt luggage crew. Eager. -- Mike Nelson

BOSS! BOSS! THEE STARSHIP, THEE STARSHIP!

I'm sure it can all be explained. - Father Mulcahy

I didn't inhale. Bill Clinton

When the going gets tough, the tough get driving. -- Rollbar

Man, I'm almost glad I wasn't there... &lt;grin&gt; - Anna Steven

Ziggy should have a little more faith in human nature. -- Sam

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a Marine's head? Lonely.

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Remove any thoughts of turning that troublesome Dragon over your knee

Profanity is one language ALL programmers know!

V34 is a matter of luck ...to a Rockwell chip

Banned Book: Matarese Circle - by Robert Ludlum

Just one packet a week is all we ask

REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/?)

Jesus loves you...the rest of us think you're a jerk!

A Spirit isn't free until it has flown

Hay Santa, how much for the list of NAUGHTY girls?

Keep your city clean...eat a pigeon.

Zmodem has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII

Besides, tribbles have no teeth! Cyrano Jones

CAUTION: Do Not Look Into Laser With Remaining Eye.

Remember -- only 10% of anything can be in the top 10%

Yoda: Found someone you have I would say

Blue Wave v2.12a REAL man's offline reader! &lt;GRUNT!&gt; &lt;GRUNT!&gt;

Urinalysis - The Study of "pissed off" people

When a girl admits she's had a checkered career, it's your move

Zen What is the sound of sh*t happening?

Lebanese Chief Limits Access To Private Parts

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX &lt;censored tagline&gt;

Smile..It makes them wonder what you've done!!

Deanna: nuqDaq yuch Dapo

First rule of Dabo: Watch the wheel, NOT the girl!

Def: IGM: In-Game Madness?

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