Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

Mr. and Mrs. Shaw were on safari in Africa, walking through the jungle. Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw, dragging her off.
"Shoot!" she screamed to her husband. "Shoot!"
"I can't!" he shouted back. "I've run out of film!"
--1,000 More Jokes for Kids
RD Issue: February 1990

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Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

Mr. and Mrs. Shaw were on safari in Africa, walking through the jungle. Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw, dragging her off.
"Shoot!" she screamed to her husband. "Shoot!"
"I can't!" he shouted back. "I've run out of film!"

ROFLMAO!! Somebody buy him a digital camera!! <BG>

Daryl

... He was promoted beyond his level of incompetence.
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Reader's Digest Joke of the Day
Mr. and Mrs. Shaw were on safari in Africa, walking through the jungle.
Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw,
dragging her off.
"Shoot!" she screamed to her husband. "Shoot!"
"I can't!" he shouted back. "I've run out of film!"

ROFLMAO!! Somebody buy him a digital camera!! <BG>

But then he'd be out of battery juice!

This is why I call my external battery packs "apple juice boxes" as they juice up my iPhone.



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