Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

Several weeks ago, coming home from work on a crowded bus, I stood next to a woman and her small son. I asked if she wasn't afraid the little boy would be crushed. "Not at all," she answered. "He bites." --Mrs. Phil T. Lewis
RD Issue: February 1951

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